[Cathryn Crawford]

This is why I love those joke emails...

[Cathryn Crawford]

This is so informative, don't you think? ;-)

[ErnBatavia]

Both mark their territory.

Hey! I don't pee in the yard - well, not often anyway...

[Fierce Allegiance]

my dog does great at cleaning plates & beer glasses.

[GeekDejure]

Both sniff each other's butts !!!

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[Hegewisch Dupa]

I'm just happy the list ignored our leg-humping habits...

[leadpencil1]

How Men And Dogs Are Alike

You forgot a few.....

Both can scare the sh*t out of most anyone

Both will eat all the food as fast as possible in order to survive

Both will attempt to mate as often as is possible in order to propagate their gene pool

[Qwinn]

"Both are threatened by their own kind."

When I see a bunch of guys go out together, they hope they all get lucky. When girls go out together, they are hoping they're the -only- one that gets lucky. I've never seen a guy sabotage another guy in their pursuit of women - in fact, we "take one for the team" as often as not. Women? Constantly sabotage each other, especially when they are all going for the same guy, which is almost always.

"Neither of them tells you what's bothering them."

Better than what women do, which is nag about everything on the planet -except- what's -really- bothering them, which would require convoluted torture implements to extract. "If you can't figure out why, I'm not going to tell you!"

Qwinn

[w_over_w]

Neither understands what you see in cats.

We're starting to see scientific evidence to the contrary . . .

[Argh]

Not one of those applies to me (although the one about cats did until just a few years ago). And I'm not even a homosectional.

I know, TMI...

:^)

[Common Tator]

There big difference between men and dogs is.....
when a dog has a relationship with a (word for a female dog) and a man has a relationship with a (word for a female dog), the dog never calls her Cathryn.

[Dan from Michigan]

Both are threatened by their own kind.

And what do both do when threatened....they kick ass and don't even bother taking names. :)

Both mark their territory.

Hell yeah.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Naaaah. He's old.

Both like dominance games.

Ain't a game. I am dominant.

Neither of them does dishes.

That's a woman's job.......(ducking)

[bellevuesbest]

[bellevuesbest]

[dixiechick2000]

Looking forward to reading this.

Thanks!