Posted on 10/22/2003 4:32:36 PM PDT by blanknoone
Costume party with liberals, I am going as the dishonorable Ted 'Chappaquidick' Kennedy, and my fiance is going as Mary Jo Kopechnie. We are looking for ideas, and suggestions, both props and sayings.
I'll be carrying a flask and slurring my speech. I'll have a pillow in my shirt (dunlop's disease) and talcum powder my hair and tease it up. I am considering a clown costume red bulbous nose.
She will be blue, especially the lips, have seaweed in her hair and carrying a steering wheel.
I am interested in other people's ideas, props, mannerisms, sayings, anything. Thanks in advance.
You might want to put on a neck-brace, which he wore in public for weeks afterward. Also, bring a pregnancy test kit, in case some rumours were true.
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