(Vanity) Holloween with Liberals, going as Ted Kennedy with Mary Jo Kopechnie...need suggestions

Blanknoone

[blanknoone]

As Katie, have the colonoscopy tube hanging out of your pants.

[fqued]

Please don't. this is in very bad taste, and gives a bad name to conservatives. the important issue is that Mary Jo is dead, possibly at the hands of a US senator. slam him all you want, but please don't pull poor Mary Jo into it.
Can you imagine the pain this could bring to her parents and family??

[2timothy3.16]

You have got to wear one of those little spy cameras and show it here on FR. Or atleast a tqpe recorder so that yu can record what they say and then tell us.

[Ladytotheright]

Yiou need some asparagus juice...Ted's attorney argued that asparagus juice on clothes will give just as positive a result as blood on clothes. Like Mary Joe was drinking that lol

[MayflowerMadam]

Can you make a smallish, dripping-wet Oldsmobile to walk around in?

[bellevuesbest]

How about a rolled up $100 bill hanging out of your nose?

[mhking]

Don't forget a fish in the pocket...

[Jen]

...dress up as Matt Lauer...

You must have a coke spoon! And a copy of this weekend's Enquirer.

[blanknoone]

The neck brace is totally in. Thanks.

Sayings and mannerisms anyone?

[bellevuesbest]

I 3rd the motion

[jws3sticks]

Here is the famous bridge where Teddy showed his real leadership stuff.

Good old pink cheeks. That's not sunburn. It's whiskey and gin burn. I won't post the famous shot of Tubby Teddy on the sailboat, as it makes me puke every time I see it. The great thing about this photograph, it captures three of the greatest Americans of all time (NOT!) Three perfect A$$ Holes, IMHO.

Here are Hill and Teddy, out of costume, following last year's big party.

[Arpege92]

Don't forget the neck brace. I think he was wearing one at Maryjo's funeral.

[Arpege92]

I had friends who had dressed up like Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley a few years back. It was very funny....my friend who dressed up as Tawana put fake dog crap in her hair.

[prairiebreeze]

A sign that says : Gotoff Scott Free.

Prairie

[Michael.SF.]

Suggestion on Mary Jo:

Instead of the seaweed and steering wheel, dress her as an angel, complete with halo and pale face makeup. Make her appear as a mayrter (sp?) and not just a victim. People will know who she is and it will not be quite as distasteful.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

[Michael.SF.]

Don't forget to carry around a half full/empty bottle of this:

I believe the Kennedy's still own the import rights to the USA for this product.

[blanknoone]

That is an excellent suggestion. Thank you.

[Michael.SF.]

with a sign that reads, "Somebody please call 911"

If we are going to be historiucally accurate the note should read:

"Memo: Call 9-1-1, tomorrow"

[u57896]

Go as Clintoon. Have a box hanging in front of you about waist level, as the presidential desk. Have a black wing on a foam head between your lap and the desk. You could adorn the desk with all king of presidential shenanigans. And Hitlery could be with you!