Word For The Day, Tuesday, October 14, 2003

The Verbivores | 10/14/03 | Teacher

[Conspiracy Guy]

Cheese. Geeese. XS!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

They had one limp flea at one point. Just remember that the bus is not allowed in express check out lane.

[Texan5]

Oh, good, its back up to speed! Just in time for me to have to wash my hair and start dinner.

I met with the young woman who wants to be my partner in my housecleaning/make-ready business, and I was very favorably impressed. She is bilingual (leave that alone, Robert, if you are lurking here), her references are excellent, she lives only 18 miles away, and she is not afraid of work. We are going to clean my house and hers on Friday for a time and motion study. That will tell us how many man-hours it takes to do a small/medium 3-2 and a large 4-3, so we can price from there. I feel good about this...

[CSM]

Not allowed in the express lane......Wha.......Don't know why, if I hit my head on the express lane sign it will be ok, I follow the helmut law when on my bus!

[Conspiracy Guy]

With a high pressure washer and a backpack leaf blower, 3000 square foot house takes 10 minutes.

[Conspiracy Guy]

6 sets or less.

[Texan5]

You're right-and the only drawback to the method is that it destroys the furnishings. I don't think the customers would be inclined to give me any repeat business...

[Conspiracy Guy]

But it is clean!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I didn't know about your business....... is this for new construction - cleaning before someone takes possession?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

Humph!!!!!!!!!!!!

(She says "I" need to leaf THAT alone why SHE is blowin' ALL OVER the house with a smart, (and needless to say) cunning bilinguist fellow entrapunear!)

HAH!

(I would NEVER stoop so low as to skirt THAT issue!)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Steve Martin; "I believe that women should be placed on a pedestal so that it's easier to see up their dress."

[Laura Earl]

Our across the street neighbor and his little girl have her plastic slide in the front yard, and are taking turns sliding down. It's cute, but he is one dorkie doofus.

[Laura Earl]

Oops, forgot to update the tagline.....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dorky but a very good daddy as best as I can tell. Playing with the kids makes daddies instead of just being sperm donors.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a new one too.

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Don't know why, if I hit my head on the express lane sign it will be ok, I follow the helmut law when on my bus!..."

But, but, but ... If you followed xsmommy when she follows the helmet law you'd be drivin' backwards!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12390

[Texan5]

AHAAAAA! I'm you didn't uh, linger over the bilingual thing...

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Just remember that the bus is not allowed in express check out lane...."

But Xsex's SUV is ALWAYS allowed to check into the garage lane!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12373

[Robert A Cook PE]

I tried to link those references to cunningbylinguists, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it....

[Texan5]

It is for both new construction, realtors with houses for sale and women who want their house cleaned every week/two weeks. There is no one up here who does either one any more, so people are paying as much as $30 per hour for someone to come from the city to do it. Why let someone else have that business when this young lady and I live in the area, and would love to have the money? It is also income you can count on more than construction contracts.