[bwteim]

Pardon me, young man, but is this the No Smoking section of the lifeboat?

LOL!   Actually, that's something I'd likely say!

Guess you'd be taking a serious hit as the ship sank?
;)

[jigsaw]

Naw ... You give most smokers the 'stink-eye' and they'll butt out.

Besides, I'd want to be in the life boat long enough to watch the withdrawal suffering.   ;-)