Posted on 08/01/2026 11:46:40 AM PDT by DFG
A Houston funeral home director appeared in court on Friday on multiple felony charges involving a scheme to steal more than $2.2 million from a deceased man’s estate.
Unique Mica Green-Battle is accused of forging documents to claim he is the spouse and successor of the victim, Lawrence Gammon. The forged documents include a fake will, a falsified death certificate, forged probate documents, and fraudulent filings used to gain control of the estate, according to Fox 26.
Police executed a search warrant of Green-Battle’s business in November 2025 after families accused the funeral home of mishandling corpses and committing fraud.
During a search of the business, investigators reportedly found human organs in a bucket and boxes of cremated remains.
Green-Battle was also operating the business without a license after the license expired in 2021 and was revoked in August 2025.
The apparently trans funeral director appeared in court on Friday, where a judge set bond at $800,000. Green-Battle was released after posting the bond.
“Court documents dating back to 1998 list Green-Battle at different times as male and female. The Chronicle could not confirm Green-Battle’s gender identity or pronouns. Harris County Jail records listed Green-Battle under the name Michael James Green as of Wednesday morning,” the Houston Chronicle reported.
After the hearing, Green-Battle walked out of the courtroom and said to reporters, “I’m on the news. I’m a celebrity. I don’t have anything to say.”
When reporters attempted to ask questions, he responded, “Get that out of my face b*tch,” before screaming, “I don’t have nothing to say!” He then criticized a reporter’s fashion choices while avoiding all questions.
“I’m such a celebrity. I’m a celebrity,” he said, firing back at the reporters saying “your mom forged [documents].” When asked where the organs investigators found came from, he said, “They were for you to eat for lunch. Stupid b*tch, they were for you to eat.”
Initial reporting on Green-Battle in November 2025 shows police executing search warrants on the property, where they seized financial records and cremated remains.
Houston Police Department Lt. Larry Crowson said the investigation was focused on “identity theft involving the identities of the deceased person,” and the funeral home was using information gained from contracts to defraud the families.
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Democrat voter if ever there was one.
Yeah, you’re a regular Sunny Hostin. Or irregular as the case may be.
Where else would they go?
Yep.
Yup.
The guy (?) certainly looks “Unique”.
Anyone that says blacks have not improved their lot in life they have risen past armed robbery burglary and car theft to white color stuff bravo
You can’t blame him for trying. 🤡
Houston’s third ward.
I misread that as Houston is third world.
Same difference.
No picture necessary; her momma told us all we need to know about that.
“Trans Funeral Home”
A funeral home for Trans types is not a bad idea given their suicide rate and that they are given a never-ending supply of customers from the public schools.
Better to have tried and failed, than to have never tried at all?
He dindu nuffin. Just aks him.
I guess the ‘unique green’ part comes from the money he was trying to steal.
It has a career in democrat politics just waiting for it.
“these two menz...”
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