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Thousands of squirrels are "swarming" one of America's nuclear bases, wreaking untold havoc as we speak
Not the bee ^
| 07/13/2025
| Mister Retrops
Posted on 07/14/2025 2:08:38 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:08:38 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:10:35 PM PDT
by
paulcissa
(Politicians want you disarmed because they intend on doing things you would shoot them for.)
To: DFG
All personnel report for small arms training....
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:12:26 PM PDT
by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: DFG
I know they are vermin, and I have to battle them, but...there is something about squirrels that I admire.
They often remind me of...me.
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:14:01 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: DFG
If they unlock the code, they’re gonna launch!!!
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:14:25 PM PDT
by
bayliving
To: DFG
This must make for a very distracting environment for base personnel who suffer from ADH...
“Look! A Squirrel!”
To: DFG
Obviously Chinese agents, sent by Chairman Xi.
To: DFG
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:15:14 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democrats are the Party of racism, anger, hate and violence.)
To: DFG
Maybe they should give YouTuber Squirrels at the Window a call.
I love that channel...
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:16:03 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
To: bayliving
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:17:14 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: DFG
Time to send in G.I. Joe.
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:19:40 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary?)
To: DFG
Just hang a few bird feeders.
To: DFG
I have two small drones that are great for harassing the squirrels.
To: DFG
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:22:28 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
To: DFG
But what is the political ideology of these tree rats?
That is the important question.
To: DFG
Invite the foxes and hawks onto the base. By chasing them all away you create a safe haven for the squirrels. I once worked for a power plant well outside of town. It had a fenced land area of a couple of hundred acres. There were some breaks in the fence. During hunting season driving around the grounds I saw large numbers of deer. The week hunting season closed the deer left the grounds.
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:23:57 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(| covfefe | ---------------)
To: DFG
If that type of ground squirrel makes open hole burrows, dry ice shoved into the burrows kills them.
The CO2 from the dry ice sinks all the way to the bottom of the burrow.
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:24:35 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: DFG
I used to love shooting the Thompson ground squirrels we have here in Eastern Washington.
here is my solution: Recruit all the base family children 12-18 and put them through hunter’s education and 6 weeks of .22 caliber rifle training. The assign a rifle and ammunition and to work shifts covering a specific zone. Pay a bounty for all kills. It would be quite fun.
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:24:47 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: bayliving
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posted on
07/14/2025 2:27:26 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please pray for my brother Ken)
To: DFG
Cats would take care of them.
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