Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered In Massachusetts

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/27/2025 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

[albie]

BB once again nails it before the true story of the sleeper cell is released. Which I have no doubt Harvard has them and welcomes them

[jacknhoo]

That got me, all the way up to 15,000 count, then I had to look up at the source. Hahaha!

[BenLurkin]

It’s just too true to be truly funny.

[LouAvul]

Our enemies (jorge busho, klinton, o’dummy, pedo joe and the entire US Kongress) have been welcoming them for decades. There’s no telling where they all are, but I’ll wager as ICE and the DOJ become more aggressive, we’re going to find out.

[Texas Eagle]

'Globalize the intifadah!'

Higher-education-speech for "Death to America and Israel!"

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Had me for fifteen seconds.

[egfowler3]

Me, too. Just knew it was too good to be true. Been a long time since I was last caught by the BB.

[jjotto]

AKA Harvard Faculty Association

[KarlInOhio]

I read the headline without reading the source and thought “the Bee should do a parody of this event, but with Harvard being the sleeper cell...”. They’re still one step ahead of me.

[dljordan]

And they’re just finding this out now.

[jerod]

Considering that this is the Bee... Should it not be headlined as such... "Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered Sleeping In Massachusetts" ???

[V_TWIN]

It’s satire bro.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

LOL. This is going to be a fun thread.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Yeah. It’s called Harvard.

[Texas Eagle]

Good thing that sleeper cell only has 58 billion dollars sitting in its bank account
.

[packagingguy]

Same here.

[Antihero101607]

I will admit to get testing by the Bee there, but didn’t the feds know something about Muslim owned compounds in a few states (Minnesota as well as Michigan) that could be used as potential training sites for almost 20 years now?

[Mashood]

Many of them are in Congress.