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BREAKING: Smoke Has Risen From Buc-ee's Indicating Fresh Brisket Is On The Board
Babylon Bee ^
| 05/07/2025
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/07/2025 3:08:05 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:08:05 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:11:21 PM PDT
by
Tudorfly
(All things are possible within the will of God.)
To: DFG
A Brisket, in a tisket,
I want a Crescent Biscuit!
To: Tudorfly
Keep in mind there are some more interested in a rare occasion at bucee’s.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:21:01 PM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("The left will rue the day they cheated Trump out of the 2020 election forever" L.Star )
To: lee martell
Buick needs to come out with a Conclave edition of its Enclave
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:22:45 PM PDT
by
al baby
(I know sarcasm )
To: DFG
Lol! Had me for a second.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:35:55 PM PDT
by
mbrfl
To: DFG
Pro tips:
You can get Arizona Iced Tea brand Arnold Palmers *from the fountain drink area*!
The small shopping carts make great impromptu stand around outside tables to eat your brisket from, as an alternative to eating in your car.
The pouches of sliced pickles are a great accompaniment to your brisket/pulled port.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:38:25 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: All
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:38:50 PM PDT
by
Liz
(This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
To: FreedomPoster
Pulled pork, there is no port at Buc-ee’s. There is some in my refrigerator, however.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:39:19 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Tudorfly
I prefer mine medium rare.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:47:28 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
To: FreedomPoster; Noumenon
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the priest, “Do you need a beer?” The priest replies, “No, son, I don’t drink beer. Just a coke.”
The bartender says to the minister, “Do you need a beer?” The minister replies, “No, son, I don’t drink beer. Just a coke.”
The bartender says to the rabbit, “Do you need a beer?” The rabbit says, “How should I know? I’m just a typo.”
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:49:39 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: DFG
When the Vatican conclave sends up brown smoke, signals that “Joe Biden” has once again sharted himself.
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posted on
05/07/2025 3:50:13 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:03:36 PM PDT
by
Semper Vigilantis
(The days of buying our friends with American blood and pallets of cash are ending.)
To: DFG
Buck-ee’s Brisket is not to bad but their sauce (what little they give you) is a bit iffy. They need to offer a Varity of sauces like mild, medium, hot, sweet etc.
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:20:27 PM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
To: DFG
Dang!
I thought that it meant that a high-speed pump is available...
Oh well, just keep on driving...
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:29:07 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
To: DFG
We don’t have a Buccee’s here yet. I have to settle for white smoke from the Krispy Kreme.
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:29:10 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: DFG
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:33:35 PM PDT
by
Allegra
( Thank you. I appreciate the analogical parallelism.)
To: Dr. Sivana
I live in Buc’ees Central: there are 4 Buc’ees within a 30 minute drive from my house.
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:34:43 PM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: Liz
My son brought me a Buc-ee’s sliced brisket sandwich on Valentines, I had never had one and I thought him a bit odd. That thing was delicious! Not as good as the brisket my mom BBQs but excellent! Mom hasn’t made a brisket in years, it’s a bit much. :(
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:36:36 PM PDT
by
Irenic
To: Night Hides Not
One is going up on the highway about an hour west of me. I will checkbit out then. Is their gasoline any good?
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posted on
05/07/2025 4:47:41 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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