No WAY! Here's the Guy They Arrested for Stealing Kristi Noem's Purse and the IRONY Is Off the Charts

https://twitchy.com ^ | April 27, 2025 | Sam J.

[Enterprise]

Welp, it sounds like they've arrested the man accused of stealing Kristi Noem's purse, and SHOCKER, he's not in this country legally.

We wouldn't be more surprised if we woke up tomorrow morning with our heads sewn to the carpet.

[Ezekiel]

It’s Christmas Vacation every day!

[OKSooner]

A Cabinet secretary was out in public with her family without two COMPETENT SS agents with her, to... uh, detain and arrest this fellow? (There, did I say it nice?)

Oh, there aren't enough SS agents to go around? Go recruit some from recently reinstated military, one would expect there would be plenty of guys and girls who could step right up.

[PGalt]

How far did he get? Were the contents recovered? Is he part of a network? Did he know who Noem is? What are his other crimes, their locations, his victims? Anything about his family, his siblings?

SHEESH

[cnsmom]

To follow orders from Biden and Obama you really don’t need a brain.

[PGalt]

LOL! Thanks Mikel.

[volare737]

Democrats will say,

“If he is prosecuted, any thief, anywhere, anytime, will be picked up off the street and prosecuted for anything they just happened to steal”.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

If the DHS Secretary, with a security detail, cannot carry cash in the District of Columbia, who is doing anything about this national disgrace?

And how dumb are Kristi Noem and her security detail?

[gundog]

A masked man didn’t arouse the suspicions of her security detail? I saw video of Slow Joe at the Pope’s funeral. A fly couldn’t gave gotten to him, unnoticed.

[NautiNurse]

He is an international man of thievery.

[digger48]

Right on cue, someone blames Kristi for what her detail should have done

Reason #245 why I rarely come here anymore

[catnipman]

[The Great RJ]

Take him to a gravel pit and have Noem personally put him down like a worthless dog

[chopperk]

I wouldn’t let Kristi’s security detail guard my compost pile.

[No name given]

Another illegal alien to deport.

[bigbob]

I’d settle for her administering stiletto to the nuts therapy

[No name given]

Pronto.

[No name given]

Just like Klaus Schwab and Schwartz Gyorgy.

[cgbg]

Kristi was dumb to trust her security detail.

Her security detail was just dumb.

If the thief had a weapon and wanted to use it we would be mourning her right now.

[SMARTY]

A liberal judge will give him an all expenses paid vac to Bermuda with a social worker

[AndyJackson]

Great minds....