"Abrego" Van Hollen Does Van Halen's "Panama" - A Parody

Self ^ | 4/20/2025 | Mononymous1/Self

[mononymous]

Stand back, I’m on the ground
Here I come, full of gas, touched down
Hot shot, runnin’ to signal virtue
Model citizen, need no discipline
Don’t you know he’s coming home with me?
You’ll lose him at CECOT
I’ll get him

Abrego, Abrego
Abrego, Abrego

Ain’t nothin’ like it, it’s MS 13
Got the feel for the kill, keep the slicin’ knives clean
Hot shot, runnin’ to signal virtue
Got off the ramp comin’ to the prision
Don’t you know he’s coming home with me?
You’ll lose him at CECOT
I’ll get him

Oh!
Abrego, Abrego
Aw!
Abrego, Abrego
Woo!

Yeah, I was runnin’ a bit hot that night
I could barely see the tattoos only so much buff
Ah, I reached down by my leg and ease the seat back
He was cryin’, I’m flyin’
Rave reviews in the gaslighting media now
Get the fear in, power trippin’
Bull$hit droppin’, ain’t no stoppin’ now

Abrego, Abrego
Abrego, Abrego
Abrego

—

Original, written by David Lee Roth, Eddie, and Alex Van Halen, and Michael Anthony, here:

Panama

[mononymous]

Not an excerpt, no need to visit source URL...

[crusty old prospector]

Atta boy, Weird Al.

[Tell It Right]

Love it!

[Clutch Martin]

The Panama remix brought back memories of one of my last Shore Patrol assignments...

Olongapo and the Fleet was moored and the squids were ashore all over Magsaysay Blvd in all its drunken glory... and business was good.

Why can’t the HBCU’s party like that? Nothin’ was damaged, no riots... just a big hellraisin’ 4 day party.

[mononymous]

I think Weird Al is touring this year; I should look at getting tickets!

[mononymous]

Thanks!

[mononymous]

I happen to like the song; but some party scene you’ve described here, sounds like a lot of fun. I’m guessing it’s a cultural thing, with respect to the partying folks.