CNN Gives No Credit to Trump for Better Than Expected Inflation Rate Drop

Newsbusters ^ | April 12, 2025 | P.J. Gladnick

[dayglored]

> Look at his posting history. He(they) never takes a break.

Oh, yeah, I have wondered about Fuzz for quite a while. He/she/they are like an annoying ugly dry itchy patch of skin that won't go away no matter what you do to it, and it is there all the time.

I've actually wondered if Fuzz is a demented profane reincarnation of humblegunner. There are some similarities but not enough to make a solid case.

[Fuzz]

Someone from earth finally figured it out!

I’m impressed earthling.

You will be spared from the first wave of culling.

Go in peace and never speak of this again, or our decision will be rescinded.

[Fuzz]

Gross, see a dermatologist.

Demented and profane? Most definitely.

Humblegunner, not a chance in hell.

[MayflowerMadam]

“somewhere outside the Solar System.”

I think Hubby may have captured a pic of Fuzz the other night while doing his astrophotography. An off shade of green.

[Fuzz]

‘ I think Hubby may have captured a pic of Fuzz the other night while doing his astrophotography. An off shade of green.’

Oh no. The mothership has been spotted. Repositioning now.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Repositioning now.”

You can run, but you can’t hide. 🧟‍♂️

[Fuzz]

‘ You can run, but you can’t hide. 🧟‍♂️’

Commander Soros has ordered our green aura to another color. I am forbidden to share that color though, but it’s definitely not blue, no green…….

[dayglored]

Now see, isn't friendly humorous banter so much better than irremediable Trump bashing? Plus it's far less likely to earn one a timeout or Zot.

I appreciate being spared the first wave of culling. Perhaps by the time the second wave comes about, I will have devised an escape plan....

[Mark17]

CNN would rather slit their own wrists than give Trump credit for ANYTHING same goes for all the commie networks

A truism.

[Fuzz]

I can banter with anyone in a numerous manner, but will never refrain from bashing the bashable.

[dayglored]

> I...will never refrain from bashing the bashable.

Is "bashing the bashable" a code phrase for what we on Earth call "choking the chicken" or "polishing the bishop"? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that's the phrase used on your planet?

You do have a planet, yes?

[Fuzz]

‘ Is “bashing the bashable” a code phrase for what we on Earth call “choking the chicken” or “polishing the bishop”? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that’s the phrase used on your planet?’

You are not correct. Where we come from the most common colloquialism is, roughly translated, poking the gurmaglishlicht.

‘You do have a planet, yes?’

Sadly no. It was destroyed in the drag queen wars. Freakin’ glitter everywhere, up to I guess where your knees are, for now.

We’ve been traveling through interstellar space for generations looking for a new home planet and came across a signal, a powerful signal, generating from this planet.

We found the location of the beacon and traced it to a human named George Soros.

We took a risk and contacted this entity.

He said, if you just disagree with people on internet message boards making some of them really, really paranoid, we will let you settle on our land in a place we call Mississippi.

We are still trying to find out anything about Mississippi, but this spaceship smells of ass and it’s sure to be better.

[dayglored]

Hello again. I apologize for the unseemly delay in my reply here. It's late here and in order to close up for the night I had to sequester the cats, set out food/water, clean the litter boxes, etc. and so I'm chagrined to have to say that cleaning two cats' litter boxes took precedence over posting comments on an FR thread. Oh the huge manatee!

I am terribly sorry to hear of the destruction of your planet, especially the manner of its demise. Glitter is just so hard to get out of, well, pretty much everything.

You needn't go into detail about why your spaceship smells of ass. I'll take your word for it.

Mississippi, eh? Well your intuition is pretty much on the mark, that state is, sad to say, more or less the unwashed crotch of the US, much as New Jersey is its sweaty armpit. But it might indeed beat a spacecraft that smells of ass, if only for the greater room you have to get away from it.

Pro Tip: Soros isn't doing you any favors. See if you can bargain up for, say, Texas.

[dayglored]

BTW I'm still working on something to add about "poking the gurmaglishlicht". Such a rich phrase, bursting with pithy gutterals and sparkling sibilance. And it conjures up a mighty interesting visual image as well. I do hope your exercise of the procedure brings great joy.

Speaking of glitter, many years ago a silly playmate (almost a girlfriend but it didn't last) got the idea of decorating my nether region's primary attraction with the stuff. That was transient fun, but became annoying when she then asked that I employ said attraction in its interactive mode. Not wanting to have the glitter transferred to her own regions, she did manage to remove most of it with considerable effort. We elected to not repeat that form of entertainment thereafter.

Ah, memories. I'm sure you have a few as well.

[metmom]

Of course not.

Likely they’ll report it as delayed effects from biden’s wonderful presidency.

[Fury]

Thanks for the clarification!

[brookwood]

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CNN also said the March 2025 CPI was the lowest in 6 months. This is true if you ROUND both the March 2025 and September 2024 numbers, they both round to 2.4% . But the unrounded March 2025 CPI is the LOWEST IN 4 YEARS.