Posted on 04/02/2025 8:21:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It is now an important piece of American history. The urine-soaked diaper which Senator Spartacus aka Cory Booker wore to break the filibuster record in the U.S. Senate. Or, more accurately, the FAKE filibuster record since this "filibuster" unlike real filibusters did NOT delay any Senate legislation or nominations. For both these reasons, the record books will always show an asterisk by the name of Senator Spartacus next to his "filibuster" entry.
PING!
In the picture it looks like he’s talking about the prostitute who he hopes to hook up with once his voice gives out. Spartaquette.
It is now an important piece of American history. The urine-soaked diaper which Senator Spartacus aka Cory Booker wore to break the filibuster record in the U.S. Senate. Or, more accurately, the FAKE filibuster record since this "filibuster" unlike real filibusters did NOT delay any Senate legislation or nominations. For both these reasons, the record books will always show an asterisk by the name of Senator Spartacus next to his "filibuster" entry.
However, this does not mean the Senate Drama Queen is not exceedingly proud of his dubious accomplishment. An anonymous source leaked to me that Senator Spartacus plans on donating his fully soaked diaper to the Smithsonian. How dependable is my source? Hey, its the same leaker who leaked anonymous Trump tales to Atlantic magazine. And if one can't trust the leak of an anonymous Atlantic leaker then who can we trust?
The leaker also leaked that Senator Spartacus will sign with Depends to cut a commercial for them.
Hey, don’t knock it. That diaper is probably the most relevant document the Democrats have produced in years since the poopy diaper Biden produced during his term as Prez.
Wonder if he mentioned the 20% increase in electric bills for NJ. Everyone and I mean everyone in NJ is paying astronomical price right now on electricity.(I guess someone has to pay for those damn windmills off the coast) My last bill was $198 when it is normally about 114. Some folks have had an over $300 increase in their bills, and this is all before the increase in June. Only good thing is it will probably turn NJ red in Sept.
So will Senator Spartacus' "filibuster" diaper be placed in the Smithsonian next to Sleepy Joe's Vatican Big Mac Attack overflow diaper and pants.
Strom Thurmond, I think it was, had an arrangement which allowed him to urinate during a filibuster without anyone being able to see him doing it.
Senator Spartacus is running for President.
Spartacus Have an unfair advantage over Thurmond.
Adult diapers were not invented yet, when Strom did his show!
Senator Spartacus should have a lock on the Thracian-American vote. But if he ran as Phidippides maybe that would improve his standing with Greek-American voters.
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