Posted on 01/02/2025 3:54:07 PM PST by Twotone
✈️ Welcome aboard Flight #2025. We are preparing for an on-time departure into the New Year. Please make sure your Attitude and Actions are secured and locked in an upbeat and upright position. All self-destructive thoughts should be turned off at this time and remain off forever. Any negativity, hate, and discouragement must remain completely stowed. In the unlikely event we lose Altitude while under pressure, simply reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will automatically activate if you have Faith. With Faith, you will be able to assist other passengers.
There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight. Now, Captain God has cleared us for takeoff. Our first destination is Love, with continuing stops at Peace and Joy. Before you deplane make sure you don't leave any of your Hopes and Dreams behind. Once these are lost, they cannot be reclaimed. If there's anything we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please do the same by paying it forward. We wish you a pleasant flight!
Have a Happy New Year🙏 And may God bring you much Peace and Joy in 2025!
I got the same email from my nephew for 2024. It was very welcome, and the whole family enjoyed receiving it.
Very nice!🙂
Puerile, but I can appreciate the sentiment....
Extra joy, please.
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