[Rurudyne]

Next is Moose and Squirrel!

[Redleg Duke]

Democrat Bureaucrats!

[verum ago]

A spokesperson for DEC explained "the Longos didn't have a permit for their sanctuary. They had been cheating the state out of the fees due for seven years. They probably would've gotten away with it if they hadn't put these animals on TikTok. They're lucky it was only two animals that got killed during the raid."

You missed the mark slightly here- it's even worse than that: according to the NYSDEC website, there is no fee for NY State Wildlife Rehabilitator licenses.

The state thugs just couldn't tolerate anyone challenging their power, even trivially.

(I wonder how much a SWAT raid costs..?).

Here's the union covering NYSDEC officers' statement about the whole thing. Of course they start off with, "Our Environmental Conservation Officers understand and accept that they risk their lives every time they begin a shift..."

Guys, they're heroes for killing a squirrel! They nobly, bravely, selflessly risked their lives to kill the sh*t of that squirrel. Don't you feel safer now?

[Nateman]

Mouse and Squirrel both need killing , according to Boris Badenov.

[fella]

The Deep State’s warning to US mere subjects when they thought the election was in their bag.

[Blueway]

We have an election-squirrel story.
The night before the election our area received a deluge of rain causing all the rivers to flood.
We have a cabin on a river that flooded badly in 2017, so I was worried about that happening again.
Between the election and the flood, I was pretty stressed and I was concerned that my AFIB would return so I prayed about it.
Then on election morning the rain had slackened but the rivers were still rising.
Before we left to vote, Mr. Blueway asked what that white animal was running along the top of the neighbor’s fence.
I only got to the window in time to see the critter jump into a tree but couldn’t make out what it was, figured it was a cat.
When we got back from voting, we saw the animal again and realized that it was a white squirrel.
We never had seen anything like it before amongst the many squirrels around here.
I asked Mr. Blueway and our son if maybe it could be a sign from God that everything was going to turn out fine?
Shortly after that the river crested and started back down without touching our cabin.
A few hours later the election returns came in with the best possible results.
We have been watching for the white squirrel to return and are ready with cameras and treats, but so far, nothing.
Maybe God has a sense of humor?

[DPMD]

Yep, it’s satire, but the reality is that about 10 drones from the agency were along for the raid. Seems proof sufficient that these dopes have very little to do other than sitting around on their dead asses collecting a paycheck.