VIDEO: Heaven's Gate Guy Offers Mother Ship Trip to TDS Victims

Rumble ^ | November 9, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

There is a lot of TDS pain out there due to the re-election of President Donald J. Trump. The good news is that there is a solution that can permanently end the pain of TDS victims. It is the Mother Ship solution offered by the Heaven's Gate guy who has returned to Planet Earth on the Hale-Bopp comet (or is it the Be-Bopp comet?) to offer solace to the TDS afflicted.

[PJ-Comix]

The weird thing is I felt the spirit of the Heaven's Gate guy guiding me as I put this together so maybe there is something valid about his shtick. ...Or maybe not.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[SpaceBar]

That would be Marshall Applewhite.

Jim Jones should offer the use of his jungle recreational facility as well.

[Col Frank Slade]

He looks like Walz.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I always think about the movie “Heaven’s Gate” when it is mentioned. “During the Johnson County War in 1890 Wyoming, a sheriff born into wealth does his best to protect immigrant farmers from rich cattle interests.”

[SMARTY]

Separated at birth...

[dfwgator]

Will the men all castrate themselves?

[dfwgator]

Jim Jones should offer the use of his jungle recreational facility as well.

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You ever hear that guy’s “sermons”? He was a flat-out commie. And he had a position on the San Francisco Housing Board. The Democrats loved the guy.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Jokes’ on you. Current lib men have already had it done.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

And they get several thousand to do it this time to keep up with the Joneses.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I would tell you a Jim Jones joke but the punchline is too long.

[dfwgator]

But seriously it’s one of the reasons that Jonestown has gone down the memory hole. It’s the darkest chapter in Leftist history.

[No name given]

If they’re braindead leftist “men”, they were already castrated at birth, metaphorically speaking.

[No name given]

Correct.

[Dan in Wichita]

I remember the Heavan’s Gate screwball leader from the early days of Free Republic. That was a generation ago, my goodness that’s hard to believe.

[SunkenCiv]

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[higgmeister]

I wonder how many sad sacks will go that way?

[higgmeister]

But seriously it’s one of the reasons that Jonestown has gone down the memory hole. It’s the darkest chapter in Leftist history.

I don't think we have forgotten about it.   Everyone understands "don't drink the kool-aid!"   It's one of the last 20th Century Allusions.

[dfwgator]

Yes, but you’d be surprised how many people think that Jim Jones was a “Right-Wing Evangelist”.

[higgmeister]

When people don’t understand that fascist and communist are just two names of socialist totalitarianism, it’s easy to understand how they can believe all kinds of horse manure.