Posted on 11/07/2024 12:31:46 PM PST by yesthatjallen
Late night hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers are offering their takes after Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.
The host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! kicked off his monologue, telling his audience, “Let me tell you, that was the worst Taco Tuesday of my whole life. We had the choice between a prosecutor and a criminal and we chose the criminal to be president of the United States. More than half of this country voted for the criminal who’s planning to pardon himself for his crimes. I guess this election wasn’t rigged.”
Later during his opening segment, Kimmel got emotional as he listed off everyone who was impacted by the “terrible night last night.”
“It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard-working immigrants who make this country go,” he said, trying to hold back tears. “For health care, for our climate, for scientists, for journalists, for justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on Social Security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO and democracy and decency. It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him and guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him, too, you just don’t realize it yet.”
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Gold Jerry, gold.
Third time’s a charm.
Well, I don’t bother to stay up late and watch that garbage. Goes without saying that I’d rather watch old Johnny Carson shows instead.
Pop a few pills and call me in the morning.
Go cry in your safe places, you unfunny late night aholes.
And we thought Khumulah was a dumbass.
Shut up Kimmel. Go watch women jumping on trampolines in bikinis.
I realize that nothing can be as bad as Biden, Harriz, and Walzy. If I can survive those three maggots, Trump will be a snap. Now you three lightweights STFU and go spend some of your money.
Carson was smart enough not to show his political leanings!
OH NO, You suck again!
When these evil Trump people start boycotting all of their advertisers and they end up being fired, we can celebrate.
Typical immature, lowest denominator humor.
“Comedy gold.”
Not just comedy. Soul-soothing dramatics.
Their misery = my joy (that actually DID cometh in the morning... Wednesday morning, that is).
He was crying. What a drama queen.
That’s the truth. Michael Jordan said it best: Republicans buy sneakers too.
This is the only time any of these shows have been funny.
These people are so far detached from reality that they wouldn’t know if reality turned around and bit them in the a$$.
And it did on Nov.5
Bunch of brainwashed whiners…..
Must be that time of the month.
The criminal who pardon himself for his crimes.
Hunter smiles counts 20 million for pop.
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