BREAKING: IRANIAN HELICOPTER CRASH WITH TOP LEADERS ON BOARD [Unconfirmed]

https://x.com ^ | Sep 29, 2024 | Posted on X by Mareio Nawfal

[Enterprise]

Reports are coming in of a helicopter crash in western Iran, carrying Iranian leaders and Houthis. Also to go along with this headline is the one below.

No official word on casualties yet as investigations continue.

Source: Al Jazeera

[Enterprise]

Not much information here, but if the Biden Administration orders flags to be lowered to half staff then we'll know that Iranian leaders have been killed.

Houthi propaganda chief dies in helicopter crash. Mohammed Abdusalam, head of the Yemeni Houthi propaganda department, was killed in a helicopter crash. Abdusalam was flying from Yemen to Iran.

[Enterprise]

Oops: Headline should be BREAKING. I guess that’s what happens in a helicopter crash.

[LukeL]

ROFLCOPTER

[rktman]

“Crash”?

[philippa]

How could this have happened? (cough, Israel)

[goodnesswins]

Were they using Pagers?

[Enterprise]

Maybe a copter using counterfeit Chinese parts destined for the United States military. Or maybe a mysterious missile found its target.

[Enterprise]

"Were they using Pagers?"

One could only hope so.

[ladyjane]

Our media frequently blames bad weather.

[BradyLS]

“Ow! I hate when that happens!”

[Bull Snipe]

Mossad strikes again

[Enterprise]

It’s been a rough period for terrorism leaders lately. But think of ALL the opportunities for promotion!

[Col Frank Slade]

Epstein’ed.

[rrrod]

He he he...

[Regulator]

You never know how that overhauled VHF comm radio you just installed will act when you swap frequencies...

Especially when the guy who ran the shop you used was named Cohen...

[Huskrrrr]

God is at work, protecting His People.

[philippa]

Right, or global warming.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Or Yamamotoed.

[Paladin2]

Whatta shame.

The Will of Allah seems to be a bit fickle of late.

[And those helicopter thingies would be considered haram and cultural theft by The Mad Mo’]

[Kudsman]

Israel winning bigly lately.