VIDEO: The Kamala Cloud Validates My Thunderbird "Wine" Story

Rumble ^ | August 21, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

I also have a funny Ripple Wine story in which many years ago I almost accidentally killed someone with Ripple by drowning. I might tell that story but only IF the Statute of Limitations on Attempted Murder have expired (even though I am completely innocent.)

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[left that other site]

Redd Foxx’s Fred Sanford used to mix Ripple with Champaign and call it “Champipple”.

[njslim]

My SIL interviewed for marketing job at Canandaigua wine Company , maker of that fine tipple MAD DOG 20 20 When told that the job required visits to skid row liquor stores and bar to assesses how sales were doing and to push the product decided that the job was not for her .............

[PJ-Comix]

My SIL interviewed for marketing job at Canandaigua wine Company , maker of that fine tipple MAD DOG 20 20 When told that the job required visits to skid row liquor stores and bar to assesses how sales were doing and to push the product decided that the job was not for her .............

Did she object to the training in how to properly place the products in brown paper bags?

[tet68]

I remember going into shops where they kept the Aqua Velva aftershave in the refrigerated case.

Low rent...tough hood.

[right way right]

The American Classic.
Says right on the label.

[Macoozie]

Back in the day, don’t know current status but,
They sold Mad Dog in 7-11 in Florida.

Dump half the sugary crap out, and refill with the Magic Elixir.
Spring Breakers could carry that “Slurpee” around anywhere.

[srmanuel]

Given the powerful men Kamala serviced working her way up the political ladder she must have upgraded her wine of choice to at least Ernie and Julio Gallo or some wine in a box variety

[Liz]

An Aqua Velva is a cocktail made with vodka, gin, lemon-lime, and blue curaçao.

[packagingguy]

That’s why the government is spraying us with chemtrails.

They are stealing all of our data when it ascends into the stratosphere.

[PJ-Comix]

If you check out Florida 7-11s at daybreak, you are almost sure to see the bums hanging around holding paper bags with Colt 45 inside.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Reminds me on an ancient episode of COPS (now recycling under COPS:Classics.) A drug bust team batters down the door and rushes in with warrants - the entire upper floors of the house are full of lots of consumer electronics, nice furniture, no reading materials whatsoever, and no adults. Just several diaper-clad toddlers just wandering around with no supervision. As they search the house they find about 11 adults in the basement, which is decorated like an opium den. Everyone is either unconscious, or massively sedated ("Dave? Dave's not here man") and several are wearing improvised masks which are linked by surgical tubing to 1-gallon containers of floor cleaning solvents. This was "huffing" - inhaling stimulants, which in this case was industrial floor cleaning solvent. For the discriminating junkie on a budget, I guess.

[PJ-Comix]

An Aqua Velva is a cocktail made with vodka, gin, lemon-lime, and blue curaçao.

LOL! I've got several bottles of Blue Curacao liqueur. I use that to make POWERFUL Margaritas. So powerful that I call them Knock-Knock Margaritas because they are so powerful that if they don't knock you out right away, they will at least knock you off your feet.

[Ed Condon]

You put the bag over the product. Used to travel quite a bit and in one state, don’t remember which, I bought a six pack , and as the clerk was bagging it I said “I don’t need a bag, the neighbors know I drink”. His reply was, by law the booze could not be visible, and had to be in a bag when I left the store.

[Kriggerel]

“...If you check out Florida 7-11s at daybreak, you are almost sure to see the bums hanging around holding paper bags with Colt 45 inside...”

At the downtown Broudys in St. Augustine, there used to be an overgrown vacant lot behind the store, where there were mattresses and trash, and you knew that was were all the rubbies hung out after buying their bottle.

Eventually, I guess the city came in and finally cleaned up that eyesore of a lot.

[Liz]

Try this.

[Boogieman]

Yeah, she looks like she’s in the Franzia demographic.

[dynachrome]

What’s the word?
Thunderbird!

What’s the price?
44 twice!

[Disambiguator]

One of my friends who used to work for a beverage distributor once gave me a bottle of Night Train. I think I took a sip to see what it was like and dumped out the rest. Aack!

We used to joke about wines with screw caps on them, but now it’s commonplace even on more upscale labels.