I’m not sure whether Trump was shot by a Bigfoot or a Sasquatch. However, assuming that it was a Bigfoot, I think that there were 24 Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) present. Only three of them got off shots. The rifles of seven of them jammed. Eleven of them didn’t know how a rifle worked, and three mistakenly brought Cheetos instead of rifles.
Prove me wrong.
I proved you wrong yesterday and here you are back again.
Bigfoot’s fingers are too big to fit into a trigger guard.
He could never pull the trigger.
Kennedy asked the same questions of the FBI.
but he also asked about Space Lasers