Kamala Admits She Can't Remember If She Was In Charge Of Border As She Was Pretty Drunk These Last 4 Years And Honestly It’s All A Bit Hazy

Babylon Bee ^ | 07/27/2024 | Babylon Bee

[NWFree]

She sounds like President Retard

[ifinnegan]

Kackula is a lush.

[MtnClimber]

And her kneepads are worn out and she can’t remember why. She say “is that why I have TMJ?”

[laplata]

She always acts and talks like she’s either half drunk or stoned.

[alloysteel]

It is not for nothing that Hispanics refer to her as “Que mala” Harris. But now, we can be sure, she will straighten up and fly right.

Ya, sure, you betcha.

[realcleanguy]

Amazing that the Bee isn’t really satire anymore. It’s closer to the truth.

[NWFree]

She probably needs some of that cocaine laying around the White House

[Gay State Conservative]

More likely she’s had her heels way up in the air in anticipation of this unique opportunity.It certainly worked for her in Kalifornia.

[airborne]

🥴🍺

"She might not necessarily be drunk. She's a Democrat so it "might" just be stupidity!

(or both!)

[FatherofFive]

She always acts and talks like she’s either half drunk or stoned.

Half drunk, other half stoned explains it.

[MayflowerMadam]

She had to be drunk when giving that school bus monologue. Just ugh!

[laplata]

She’s a lush, for sure. A maintenance drunk.

[laplata]

Mala in spanish can mean either bad or mean. She’s both.

[laplata]

It sure is.

[Vaduz]

Indeed she was born with it no need to guess why she giggles so much.

[llevrok]

I have a scene in my mind where she is in a posh hotel lounge, sitting alone at the bar with a cigarette and scotch, in the re-make of the 1987 film “Barfly”

[Bullish]

And tell her to remember that the passage of time is like... Ya’ know? Time passaging.

[cowboyusa]

Finaly leftistbposistions will be seen in the broad daylight. I prefer a fair fight.

[null and void]

Love The Bee!