KJP: "Mr. President, are you with us?"
t - h - e - d - e - v - i - l - i - s - a - d - o - g - f - a - c - e - p - o - n - GOODBYE
Oh, so he’s going to be like Captain Howdy?
His ghost is busy haunting the houses of all the Democrats who stabbed him in the back.
Magic 8-Ball will be consulted for important policy decisions.
Well, you want unimpeachable sources, you got unimpeachable sources...
The Babylon Bee really does capture succinctly how stupid a world we live in.
Im reading non satire news now where people are starting to say Biden possible is no longer with us.
As for Kamalas VP pick, many names are discussed.
However, no one has mentioned her mentor and spiritual guide......yes.......she should immediately announce that Willie Brown will be her Vice President, and that she will kneed him every day.
Biden’s letter announcing that he is dropping out of the race is classic Russian disinformation! I appeared on X, the platform of acknowledged Trump supporter Elon Musk!
Biden must be released from house arrest! He may have already died from so-called “Covid-related complications.” He must be allowed to speak out on live TV. I have it on good authority that he is the “best Biden ever” and “FU if you think otherwise.” Biden 2024!
No one gives me as many genuine LOLs as the Bee.
Anyway, it’s incredibly strange that a President would not appear on TV to make such a major announcement.
I need a new keyboard...
I would so love to be at the Bee where they come up with these ideas. It’s got to be a great job!
The Bee should know their Bible better….
King Saul found out the hard way…. Don’t go necromancy with the Witch of Endor.
I don’t even like to joke about “boards”.
So Joe and his entire abhorrent family have gone into exile in Siberia? That’s as good a guess as any.
No one‘s asking where is Joe Biden..... no video of him on Sunday or today on any liberal media outlet or any conservative outlet..... anyone if Joe Biden is still alive or what?.... did they make the decision to put Harris up therer for a dead corpse thy’re hiding?
His brother did say they would now have ‘whatever time we have left together.”