Florida’s calling. Sell your house b4 it’s too late.
Earthquakes or Hurricanes... What a conundrum.
Yeah! Come on down. Lots of swampland here, flood zones, wood spiders you can hear running across the wall, flying cockroaches, alligators waiting for your pooch or you on your walk, rattlesnakes, 20’ anacondas, lots of mosquitoes for all, traffic, traffic, traffic especially in the winter when the Northerners can’t stand the NE winters.
All they need is a trailer park.
Come on down, get a nice place on the beach, sun, swim, eat, relax and then go home. Great time. All will be well. Trust me. ;-)