[packagingguy]

Customs and Border Patrol just about didn’t let me back into the country when I went to Quebec.

They were rummaging through everything I had and were asking me all sorts of questions about why I went to Quebec City.

I told them I could have stayed at home if I wanted to buy drugs.

They didn’t like that too much.

[Gay State Conservative]

I don't blame them! You seem to be a pretty shady guy! ;-)

But seriously...if you're a citizen,or have a Green Card,they have to let you in.Of course they can arrest you for certain things but they can't keep you from entering.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Anytime you get sarcastic with CBP personnel you’ll be stopped and “corrected”.

I’ve seen it many times with Gringos.