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1 posted on 12/06/2023 9:22:15 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Officially down the rabbit hole.

Consider your verdict,” the king said to the jury.

“Not yet, not yet!” the rabbit hastily interrupted. “There’s a great deal to come before that!”

“Call the first witness,” said the king, and the white rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet and called out, “First witness!”

The first witness was the hatter. He came in with a teacup in one hand and a piece of bread and butter in the other. “I beg pardon, Your Majesty,” he began, “for bringing these in, but I hadn’t quite finished my tea when I was sent for.”

“You ought to have finished,” said the king. “When did you begin?”

The hatter looked at the March hare, who had followed him into the court, arm in arm with the dormouse. “Fourteenth of March, I think it was,” he said.

“Fifteenth,” said the March hare"


Soothsayer to Ceasar; "Beware the Ides of March!

No law is sufficiently convenient to all. —Roman proverb,

2 posted on 12/06/2023 10:54:51 AM PST by Pete from Shawnee Mission ( )
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