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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

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To: HKMk23

My Ukrainian liver just twitched...

That has to be mixed drinks/beers.

Although, the Scandinavian side of me thinks this is how we ended up in Nova Scotia 1100 years ago to being with...


1,641 posted on 02/08/2024 10:43:56 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: null and void

Thank God for small favors, as they say.


1,642 posted on 02/08/2024 12:16:17 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: HKMk23

It seems we need to do some experimentation.

Also, are they talking about 22 gallons at the clubhouse? Or is that all alcohol regardless of the reason for consuming it?


1,643 posted on 02/08/2024 12:18:02 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

It depends if she tried to roll it up after peeling it off


1,644 posted on 02/08/2024 12:18:34 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; newfreep

I thought we were keeping the coffee zombies in one of the outbuildings? Didn’t we have a plan for that?


1,645 posted on 02/08/2024 12:19:31 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

She peeled it off like a glove, not by unwrapping it!


1,646 posted on 02/08/2024 1:34:56 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: ArGee

1,647 posted on 02/08/2024 1:38:14 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: null and void

Clever mom! How did she do with the sedation last night?

Better yet, are you getting any rest?


1,648 posted on 02/08/2024 3:08:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Monkey Face

Every time we checked on her, sleeping like a baby.

I guess we were too, up every hour...


1,649 posted on 02/08/2024 3:11:26 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: null and void

Hank in there! <3


1,650 posted on 02/08/2024 5:09:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: ArGee

I have no idea what you all have been up to whilst I was off adventuring and pretending to be an adult...


1,651 posted on 02/08/2024 5:15:08 PM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

1,652 posted on 02/09/2024 2:38:03 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Monkey Face

Who SAID that? It shoulda been HANG in there! *sheesh*


1,653 posted on 02/09/2024 4:42:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Tax-chick

What a sweet Friday Floof!

Good morning. I hope Jake was banging on someone else’s door, or was able to snuggle up with someone else instead of bothering you.

Nothing planned for today except to take The Raisin for a test run. That’s after Chris takes out the stitches. I’ll use the back roads since it isn’t registered yet, though it still has the old plate on it.

I managed to peel off part of the offending appendage of Sasquatch on the rear door, but when the weather warms up, the rest of it should come off easliy. Then I just have to try and get the residue off.

I had some crazy, vivid LONG ol’ dreams last night, when both my kids were little and much more manageable. Still, I was glad to wake up!


1,654 posted on 02/09/2024 4:52:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning. Happy Friday!

I feel like I need to go back to bed, but I don’t know why. I was in bed and not conscious the normal amount of time last night.

We’re supposed to get up to 50 fs today with rain beginning tomorrow. You won’t hear me complaining about globull warming.

At least I’m still keeping my Wordle score up.

Wordle 965 5/6*

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


1,655 posted on 02/09/2024 5:15:45 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; null and void; zzeeman; HKMk23; Dead Corpse

I have an appointment to get The Raisin registered this morning, and the other exciting thing is to get the stitches out of my eyebrow!

(It IS Friday, isn’t it!?)

So I’ll take my pills and be ready to go when my ride comes.


1,656 posted on 02/09/2024 7:32:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Monkey Face
I have an appointment to get The Raisin registered this morning, and the other exciting thing is to get the stitches out of my eyebrow!

While you're there you should get your drivers license picture...

1,657 posted on 02/09/2024 7:46:13 AM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: ArGee

Good morning. Happy Friday, to you, too!

I also feel like I need to go back to bed, but I DO know why. I was in bed and not conscious the normal amount of time last night, BUT I was SO groggy going to bed I winked out without putting my CPAP on, which is decidedly NOT good.

This would be getting onto the green in three and then three-putting the dreaded “Around The World”: where you barely miss the hole from a distance, then from nearly point-blank range, before FINALLY knocking it in.

Events like this are the raison d’Γͺtre for the 19th Hole.

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1,658 posted on 02/09/2024 8:46:38 AM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Monkey Face

All the best to you, today, in your interaction with government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJV7TUF9Gxw


1,659 posted on 02/09/2024 8:49:58 AM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23

Thanks!

I think I need to watch that movie again...


1,660 posted on 02/09/2024 9:57:12 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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