1 posted on
10/01/2023 1:14:12 PM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
What else could they do? There was no choice.
2 posted on
10/01/2023 1:18:41 PM PDT by
Raycpa
To: DFG
Our pastor once had a church split on a vote to approve…
Indoor privies.
And another church on air conditioning.
Times have changed.
4 posted on
10/01/2023 1:32:43 PM PDT by
texas booster
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To: DFG
I had my wedding at a different church after mine put in purple carpet.
5 posted on
10/01/2023 1:33:13 PM PDT by
JubJub
( )
To: DFG
6 posted on
10/01/2023 1:39:14 PM PDT by
unread
(I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the REPUBLIC..!)
To: DFG
It would have been funnier if the church elder had been arrested to highlight the difference in law enforcement against the peasants and the nobility in Congress.
7 posted on
10/01/2023 1:43:08 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: DFG
Just watching stupid democrats to stupid stuff gives the Bee all the stories they will ever need.
8 posted on
10/01/2023 3:13:22 PM PDT by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: DFG
Millsaps purple, or Mississippi State maroon.
Since it's First Baptist in Jackson, they're more into Ole Miss blue and red.
Decisions decisions.
9 posted on
10/01/2023 3:19:38 PM PDT by
MuttTheHoople
( "ever thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones"-Johnny Rotten)
To: DFG
JACKSON, MS — In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.Maybe he thought it would open the doors. 😊😄
10 posted on
10/01/2023 3:44:34 PM PDT by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: DFG
9 replies so far, and it looks like some folks don’t realize it’s the Babylon Bee.
11 posted on
10/01/2023 3:48:28 PM PDT by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smart-ass disorder. )
To: DFG
12 posted on
10/01/2023 3:58:38 PM PDT by
griswold3
(Truth, Beauty and Goodness )
To: DFG
And how many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
CHANGE? What’s that?
Srednik
13 posted on
10/01/2023 3:59:23 PM PDT by
Srednik
(Polyglot. Overeducated. Redeemed by Christ. Anticommunist from the womb.)
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