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Mitch McConnell Unveils Reelection Campaign Slogan: …...................
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/30/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/30/2023 1:38:58 PM PDT by DFG

LEXINGTON, KY — Senator Mitch McConnell revealed today his reelection campaign slogan, "..............".

"..................................................," said Mr. McConnell, in an apparent statement. ".................................."

As aides checked for a pulse, Senate Republicans rallied behind the GOP minority leader. "It's a powerful message," said Senator Rick Scott. "Mitch takes the time to really stare, for an extended period, at the everyday Americans we are working to serve. We are here to listen, during lengthy silences, to the concerns of our constituents. This is what the Republican party is all about."

At publishing time, Mr. McConnell's press team had assured Americans that the Senator is in perfect health, and he was simply doing a John Fetterman impression.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kentucky; mcconnell; reelection; senate

1 posted on 08/30/2023 1:38:58 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

These bitter clingers are just pathetic...R or D doesn’t matter...virtually brain dead and non-functional.


2 posted on 08/30/2023 1:43:10 PM PDT by rottndog (What comes after America?)
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To: DFG

“How did I get on the top of this fence post?”


3 posted on 08/30/2023 1:43:55 PM PDT by twister881
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To: DFG

4 posted on 08/30/2023 1:44:53 PM PDT by New Perspective (As Leonard Cohen said once in an interview, “You won’t like what comes after America”)
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To: DFG

Anyone who thinks these are the people running the country is a fool.


5 posted on 08/30/2023 1:48:48 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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To: twister881
“How did I get on the top of this fence post?”

LOL Yep,


6 posted on 08/30/2023 1:50:13 PM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: DFG

“China good, Orange Man bad.”


7 posted on 08/30/2023 1:50:54 PM PDT by twister881
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To: rottndog

Agreed....Its amazing though.... the amount of MSM news time this guy is getting today. Meanwhile ,daily, Biden is wandering off and being redirected, repeating debunked made up stories and staring off into space... crickets.


8 posted on 08/30/2023 1:53:59 PM PDT by MrRelevant
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To: MrRelevant

Yes, both times.

A couple of weeks ago there a full news report on the health of politicians in office. While they did feature Democrats in it as well, they lead off with McConnell with a large Republican elephant graphic taking up half the screen beside an image of McConnell, and of course when they got to the Democrats like Feinstein the party was not as emphasized and no Democrat donkey appeared at all.

Aside from this...remember we have a governor’s race in Kentucky this year...which may prove to be even more important than before. This incident would be a good way for talk radio, etc. to start emphasizing this reality, but they’ll probably go on ignoring it. It is very important for other reasons - not to least of which is Beshear being geared up for higher office.


9 posted on 08/30/2023 2:01:46 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: DFG

The funk of 40,000 years.


10 posted on 08/30/2023 3:38:34 PM PDT by Theophilus (It's far easier to rig a jury than an election)
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