Fire all the "White Colonels" and replace them with equally qualified Black, Hispanic, and Asian colonels.
Problem solved.
While they're at it, might as well go full woke and simultaneously fill the ranks with post-op transsexuals, transvestites, etc.
After all, "diversity is our strength," right?
Ri-ight?!
Regards,
You didnt say “Good luck youre going to need it”