Posted on 05/26/2023 1:44:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
We are losing the best of us! And the latest to cast off this mortal coil was the Saintly Shoplifter Banko Brown. Cut down in his (or her) prime he (or she) showed great potential. He (or she) had dreams of starting his (or her) own clothing brand and perhaps act as a mentor to troubled youth. And now he (or she) is gone. Yet his (or her) loving legacy lives on as you can see at his (or her) celebration of life funeral honoring the greatness that was Banko Brown. It was a sad day for the world will never know the sublime quality of the Banko Brown Clothing Collection. Goodbye Banko! We lost you way too soon!
PING!
Totally feral.
At the funnral Relatives shouted and shoved one another for over five minutes in the aisles and amid the pews at Third Baptist Church of San Francisco. Family members told The Standard the conflict was about...." who should be referred to as Brown’s mother, as his stepmother was also present."
Fighting among family members at the funeral
Nice to get some occasional good news...
IAC, there were, already, too many astrophysicists on the planet...
In fact, one might posit that the importance of Banko’s demise is a diffeomorphism invariance...
So this is “who wins the ghetto lottery” pugilism?
Just damn.
Another trans mental case.
TRANSLATION: Who should get the biggest chunk of the possible $25 million settlement; the mother or the stepmother?
When it comes to those folks suddenly the parent who had nothing to do with their upbringing coms out of the woodwork.
John Burris got to amend he complaint an up it ter 82 Bazillion Kintillion dollahz!
There must be law firms who specialize in representing relatives of dead criminals in order to sue for lots of Ka-CHING derived from having to terminate the thugs for the violence they perpetrated.
Is Banko taking his Walgreen’s swag with him to hell or were the mother and step mother fighting over which of them gets to keep the swag?
Nothing but a stupid little thief. The hood is chock full of them. More of this happens and maybe stores can survive and serve those communities. But now they expect a payoff.
Banko is back in the news. They are really pushing the lawsuit blaming Walgreens and the security guard. Of course no blame whatever on the saintly shoplifter Banko Brown who went BERSERK after getting caught shoplifting.
Damn, and he was THIS CLOSE to finishing his degree in Retail Theft Management!
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