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VIDEO: The Tender Legacy of Dearly Departed Shoplifter Banko Brown
Rumble ^ | May 26, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 05/26/2023 1:44:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

We are losing the best of us! And the latest to cast off this mortal coil was the Saintly Shoplifter Banko Brown. Cut down in his (or her) prime he (or she) showed great potential. He (or she) had dreams of starting his (or her) own clothing brand and perhaps act as a mentor to troubled youth. And now he (or she) is gone. Yet his (or her) loving legacy lives on as you can see at his (or her) celebration of life funeral honoring the greatness that was Banko Brown. It was a sad day for the world will never know the sublime quality of the Banko Brown Clothing Collection. Goodbye Banko! We lost you way too soon!


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: clickbait; funeral; funeralfight; sanfrancisco; shoplifter; stolenvideo
The cause of the commotion was either an arcane theological dispute orrrrrrr who in the family gets what cut for the desperately desired wrongful death payout if there ever is one.
1 posted on 05/26/2023 1:44:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/26/2023 1:46:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Totally feral.


3 posted on 05/26/2023 1:54:04 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Civil rights attorney John Burris has filed a civil lawsuit asking for “no less than” $25 million in damages on behalf of the parents of Banko Brown.

At the funnral Relatives shouted and shoved one another for over five minutes in the aisles and amid the pews at Third Baptist Church of San Francisco. Family members told The Standard the conflict was about...." who should be referred to as Brown’s mother, as his stepmother was also present."

Fighting among family members at the funeral


4 posted on 05/26/2023 2:06:10 PM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nice to get some occasional good news...

IAC, there were, already, too many astrophysicists on the planet...

In fact, one might posit that the importance of Banko’s demise is a diffeomorphism invariance...


5 posted on 05/26/2023 2:07:00 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: caww

So this is “who wins the ghetto lottery” pugilism?

Just damn.


6 posted on 05/26/2023 2:11:30 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Paladin2

Another trans mental case.


7 posted on 05/26/2023 2:11:57 PM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
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Family members told The Standard the conflict was about...." who should be referred to as Brown’s mother, as his stepmother was also present."

TRANSLATION: Who should get the biggest chunk of the possible $25 million settlement; the mother or the stepmother?

8 posted on 05/26/2023 2:14:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

When it comes to those folks suddenly the parent who had nothing to do with their upbringing coms out of the woodwork.


9 posted on 05/26/2023 2:16:21 PM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
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To: caww

John Burris got to amend he complaint an up it ter 82 Bazillion Kintillion dollahz!


10 posted on 05/26/2023 2:20:22 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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He's also suing the store and the security company...cha ching a ding ding!


11 posted on 05/26/2023 2:23:57 PM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
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To: caww

There must be law firms who specialize in representing relatives of dead criminals in order to sue for lots of Ka-CHING derived from having to terminate the thugs for the violence they perpetrated.


12 posted on 05/26/2023 2:32:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Is Banko taking his Walgreen’s swag with him to hell or were the mother and step mother fighting over which of them gets to keep the swag?


13 posted on 05/26/2023 4:11:37 PM PDT by chuckee ( )
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Nothing but a stupid little thief. The hood is chock full of them. More of this happens and maybe stores can survive and serve those communities. But now they expect a payoff.


14 posted on 05/26/2023 6:38:36 PM PDT by Bullish (Either we don't see it coming or they don't... But somebody's got it coming.)
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Banko is back in the news. They are really pushing the lawsuit blaming Walgreens and the security guard. Of course no blame whatever on the saintly shoplifter Banko Brown who went BERSERK after getting caught shoplifting.


15 posted on 05/27/2023 6:22:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Damn, and he was THIS CLOSE to finishing his degree in Retail Theft Management!


16 posted on 05/27/2023 2:51:47 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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