[BereanBrain]

I prefer a villa on Tortola’s west end. Say a week to 2 weeks.
If you know how, you can get a 1-3M$ villa with pool walking distance to the beach for 400$ or so a night. That’s with 3 or 4 en-suite bedrooms, so split the price and that’s 100$ a night.

And you are in a private villa, not crammed in with 1,000 other folks eating rubber chicken from a buffet

[entropy12]

The best steaks are in specialty steak house on cruise ships
The filet mignon I can not even finish, it is so big.

[PJ-Comix]

And you are in a private villa, not crammed in with 1,000 other folks eating rubber chicken from a buffet

Celebrity Ocean View Cafe is hardly rubber chicken style. Try roast beef, ox tail, smoked salmon, steaks, gourmet pizza, etc.. All of which I ate there (and in the regular on-board restaurants).