Hilarious.
gropey joe's handlers and media: "Quick, focus on the ecological disaster that is killing animals in East Palistine - curse you, greedy railroads and Trump - but which is perfectly safe for humans. Go on, drink the water."
almost as good as the review for the wolf shirts...
The media still hasn’t even mentioned this aspect of how much the AIM9X missile cost just to shoot down a damn balloon. Haven’t heard even 1 news person bring this up yet. It’s the 800 pound gorilla in the room.
I understand that Macy’s Day Parade has been identified by the White House as a target-rich environment.
From the link’s Q&A:
Question:Will this get shot down by a missile if I launch it?
Answer:Depends on location. If in the south I would say your chances could be high it would get shot down. In mainly democratic run states you should be fine
By Ben Edwards on February 13, 2023
Just tie something metal, along with a stuffed Winnie-the-Pooh to it for authenticity. Happy ballooning!
By Admin_Dude42 on February 15, 2023
Doubt it.. we should send a bunch of balloons to China.
By Farmeritavilleky on February 13, 2023
Send one up for a cool Military Air Show, maybe put a “Made In China” sticker on too.
By DrScooter on February 16, 2023
Lol they shot down Fortnite.
Consider taking a couple of minutes and marking each and every review “helpful” to further inflate (pun intended) the statistics.
The Chinese are probably getting some thousands of weather balloons ready now for simultaneous release. They like/love messing with the U.S., and they have the resources to do something like this. Especially if it is just an innocent part of some important national holiday like, say…May Day?
Watch to the west.