Oh My: KJP Tries to Explain NORAD and Object Shot Down Over Canada

Red State ^ | 02/12/2023 | Nick Arama

[Jeff Chandler]

Levon?

[BipolarBob]

My next Dear Santa letter is going to be more about him avoiding NORAD missile defense instead of me griping about not getting a pony the last six decades.

[seowulf]

Where else would a Canadian come from but Canadia?

[ConservativeInPA]

What else can you expect from a black, lesbian, immigrant?

[cgbg]

Idiocracy was not supposed to be the title of a government handbook.

[Paladin2]

Bring one of the smaller ones to the front lawn of the White Basement and let everyone have a look.

Otherwise it’s all BS.

[VeniVidiVici]

Oh, cut her some slack.

She was probably thinking of the time she got chlamydia up in Canada and simply mixed the two words together.

[Leaning Right]

> ”There's, uh, the NORAD is part of like a, part of a—it's a, it's a, what you call, a coalition, a consortium."

Jean-Pierre later elaborated. “NORAD is uh, kinda like a marching band. President Biden is the guy out front with the big hat, waving his arms around. Canadia is the little dude in the back playing the triangle.”

That statement further confused everyone, including Bob and Doug.

[tet68]

Canadia...it’s where Brawndo comes from !

[GreenHornet]

If Karine Jean-Pierre fell down and skinned her knee, she’d have to open her binder and look up the word ‘ouch.”

[Noumenon]

I thought that Chlamydia was her cousin’s name.

[dead]

They determined that it was definitely unmanned, but they cannot say whether or not it was a balloon.

Q: What sort of observations would allow you to make those two statements simultaneously?

A: Made up observations to present invented facts.

[alloysteel]

Cut Karine Jean-Pierre some slack? She is, without a doubt, one of the least effect press/public relations puppets set up by ANY Presidential regime.

Even back in the days of Bill Clinton, there were a couple of spokesmen, Mike McCurry and Joe Lockhart, who could speak with some authority when they went before the press corps.

KJP simply flips through the “Manual of Inappropriate Responses” when confronted.

[Nifster]

But she checks the bixes

[TChad]

“KJP Tries to Explain” == Here comes COMEDY GOLD!

[Oscar in Batangas]

What a ‘hosiar’ she’s turned out to be!

[Bonemaker]

She’s just the most visible tip of the iceberg of the profound ignorance and incompentence of the current corrupt Union government.

[FlyingEagle]

Secret police state spokesperson knows.

[VeniVidiVici]

I thought that Chlamydia was her cousin’s name.

You know, I think you're right!