I got shoulder surgery the other day. I was on the gurney wearing my stupid gown, under a sheet.
Nurse came in, cute, late 20’s to early 30’s. She’s talking, making sure I had my street clothes in a bag, my papers in the folder, etc. Then she adjusted the sheet on top and slid a hand under the sheet and gown and grabbed me right on the ol’ wiener.
Very obvious that it was on purpose. She gave me a smile and a wink and said “You are all set!”
I DID appreciate it!
LOL!!!