[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Socialized medicine is just peachy IF you are between the ages of 15 and 45, you have something minor wrong and you do not have ANY chronic conditions.

If all those boxes are checked they will be happy to slap a band-aid on you (not a name brand one of course, those are reserved for your betters but a bit of tissue is just as good!) and send you back to work in glorious Turnip Commune 93.

But if you do not check all of the boxes you just need to die.

[nesnah]

KRIS KRINGLE KRAZY?

KOURT KASE KOMING

“KALAMITY!” KRY KIDDIES

[frogjerk]

Socialized medicine is just peachy IF you are between the ages of 15 and 45, you have something minor wrong and you do not have ANY chronic conditions.

You missed one other important quality - you have to be of value to the State. If you are not you are discarded or forced into a work camp or some other unacceptable situation.