Posted on 10/06/2022 7:59:05 AM PDT by JV3MRC
Google wants users to know how much it supports Warner Bros. taking the classic Scooby-Doo TV series and turning one of its core characters into a rainbow mafia symbol of the woke left.
The New York Times slobbered in an Oct. 5 story that the script of a new Scooby Doo flick confirms “that Velma Dinkley, the cerebral mystery solver with the ever-present orange turtleneck, is canonically a lesbian.” Velma’s appearance in “Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo,” according to The Times drivel, “was the first time the long-running franchise openly acknowledged her sexuality, thrilling some fans who were disappointed that it took so long.” Apparently Google was “thrilled” too. When users search Google for Velma, an avalanche of pride flags plasters their computer screens.
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Now, if they had made Daphne, the hot chick, the lesbian, that would have been news!
Not just lesbian, but “canonically” lesbian?
SMH
What does this make Shaggy?
Kind of like Peppermint Patty.
Zoinks!!
We need to say it with our spending dollars. Until we stop paying these leftists for the privilege of being entertained by them, they'll continue to feed us this crap.
I know. The worst kept secret in Hollywood. I think most people could care less. I think the show been over for decades?
Jinkies!
Nope.
But it is interesting that if you are a female that is not drop dead gorgeous and smart you are, "obviously a lesbian".
Why not Daphne?
True that would play more into the male liberal fantasy rather then anything resembling reality but so does this.
Stereotype: Unattractive brainy girl is a lesbian.
Exactly, the fags will complain that they didn’t make Fred gay. Give them an inch...
Oddly enough, Velma probably has 10 times more rule 34 porn than does rigid Daphne, who just stands around like a mannequin.
Making Velma a lesbian makes about as much sense as making Shaggy or Fred gay.
When they split up in the classic series, Shaggy and Scooby went one way, and Fred, Velma, and Daphne the other. Fred hogged the girls for himself.
One of the later movies had Shaggy and Velma going on a date but it didn’t work out.
Everyone.
You have 4 kids hanging out in a van.
Fred and Daphne were one couple.
The other couple was...
Thelma and Shaggy.
If she was a L, then Shaggy would have been a girl.
He wasn’t.
Google = Fagsearch
Daphne was clearly there for Fred.
I dunno, Fred did wear that neckerchief, that’s pretty suspicious, maybe Daphne was his “beard”.
This, the Hollywood Left will rail against stereotypes, and then create and embrace their own.
In real life most tomboys are not lesbians. Some are, but most are not.
My policy is to ignore the lousy re-writes and to treat them as apocryphal.
Canonical in reference to a work of fiction refers to the officially approved storyline and character background.
For example, the Star Wars novels set after “Return of the Jedi”, (the Thrawn Trilogy and subsequent works, AKA “The Expanded Universe”) were considered by LucasFilm to be part of the Star Wars canon or official storyline. Disney, after it bought the franchise, decided to remove those works from the canon, and renamed it “Star Wars Legends”. Disney then replaced them with a completely different set of events as told in the (subpar) sequel trilogy creating a new canon.
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