Posted on 09/17/2022 1:25:18 PM PDT by Starman417
Recently, the entitled, affluent, white residents on Martha's Island narrowly avoided a disaster of epic proportions. Apparently, 50 (that's f-i-f-t-y) illegal aliens were FedExed by Governor DeSantis to the enclave of the rich and famous. Panic and a mass meltdown ensued.
Prior to their unwelcome arrival on the island, the Emergency Alert System (ELS) was initiated to warn residents of the impending invasion. Doors were locked, windows shuttered and beloved pets were rushed to safety. Terrified residents immediately fled to the safety of their panic rooms where they were forced to eat caviar on stale Ritz crackers and drink tap water! Oh, the horror!
One brave and intrepid resident, Dicky Dinkins, drove his 2023 Tesla Founders Series Roadster through the neighborhood, yelling "THE MIGRANTS ARE COMING!" "THE MIGRANTS ARE COMING!" Dicky desperately wanted to warn rich neighbors playing golf and the swells munching lobster rolls on air-conditioned verandas that the end was nearer than they imagined. Dicky also wanted to showcase his brand new $250,000 toy. Two birds-one stone.
Ironically, Martha's Vineyard is a sanctuary city. According to their mantra which they proudly proclaim:
HATE HAS NO BUSINESS HERE
WE STAND WITH IMMIGRANTS, WITH REFUGEES, WITH INDIGENOUS PEOPLES
Texas senator, Ted Cruz (R) reacted to the "invasion" of Martha's Vineyard:
I thought Martha's Vineyard was a 'sanctuary city'? I thought they declared themselves a 'haven' for illegal immigrants?? Just 50 arrive, and the socialist billionaires send them away-to a military base, no less--in just 24 hours."
Obama, who owns a 29 acre, 11.75 million dollar property on the island, could have graciously thrown up an enormous tent in the yard (like his 60th birthday bash during COVID) and offered the weary, poor travelers rest, food and a beverage of their choice. Migrants could have gratefully accessed one of the eight-and-a-half bathrooms in Barack's mansion to relieve themselves.
It was all a shameless fraud.
Panicked calls were made. 125 National Guardsmen were immediately activated to relocate the invaders somewhere, anywhere, out of sight and out of mind. They could have been dumped on a tuna boat in the middle of the Atlantic for all they cared. One tone deaf resident actually said, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." Most of the migrants didn't even know where here was. It didn't matter because within 24 hours (courtesy of the National Guard), the poor, hungry, frightened, migrants were quietly hustled off to some obscure Air Force base and disappeared. All of the residents on Martha's Island breathed a collective sigh of relief!
In words us simple folk can understand, the poor, hungry, migrants were a problem, but not their problem. Apparently, contrary to to their proud signage:
(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net...
E-MAIR-gency, e-MAIR-gency! Everybody to get from strit!!
Nice reference to the old movie, “The Russians and coming, The Russians are coming. For you younger freepers, that was a funny as hell movie about a north eastern beach town where a Soviet sub ran aground and the soviet sailors came into town to get help.
Gee they werent very Christian were they ???
Paging Lori Lightfoot
No its from The British are coming The British are coming - Pual Revere
When the NGs were carting them off, was James Taylor there singing “You’ve got a Friend”?
Paul
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Looking at Martha’s Vinyard on google earth, there is room for tens of thousands of tents, i say we send all illegals there. These people are not migrants, they are illegal aliens.
The community of Martha’s Vineyard’s population is around 20,000, with 150,000 tourists per season. 50 illegals was simply more than they could bear. The community of Del Rio Texas has some 34,000 citizens. They get 6000 illegals a day. Which community started squealing like stuck pigs, called their political heavies, and were emptied in 24 hours? You got it...
This whole busing illegals to liberal enclaves thing needs to be ramped up a few orders of magnitude.
And put Chappaqua New York on the list.
“When the NGs were carting them off, was James Taylor there singing “You’ve got a Friend”?”
In the running for post of the day.
The first thing I thought of was the movie “The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!”. Small Massachusetts coastal town is what brought back memories of that fantastic comedy/drama from mid 1960s.
250 journalists found plenty of comfort at Martha’s Vineyard!
The 50 were the lucky ones, having been the first evacuated before the climate change flooding begins. What unwavering sacrifice on the part of the good people of MV.
Great 60s comedy.
Almost up there with It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
Whoever put this thing together is a moron. Illegal aliens are not migrants. It takes a special kind of stupid not to be able to see the difference.
‘’In Russian Navy submarine boat!’’
Thanks.
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