She will never set foot in a Bed, Bath & Beyond again.
Damn commies!
Before they close the doors, every Freeper should walk in, load up your carriage with hundreds of dollars of merchandise, and then at the check-out,
ask for the My Pillow sheets set, mattress toppers, etc.
“Oh. You don’t carry them? That’s all I really came in here for......”
and walk out.
I used to go there once or twice a year, usually only for clearance or on-sale items or to use the coupon I got in the mail. However, they had an extensive supply of kitchen gadgets that most stores don’t carry, so I’ll miss that. The store was always pretty empty, except at Christmas, and I always wondered how they stayed in business for so long.
I know several other former regular customers of BBB who did the same as your wife.
Another benefit is that she’ll never have to suffer the stench of patchouli oil again.