Before they close the doors, every Freeper should walk in, load up your carriage with hundreds of dollars of merchandise, and then at the check-out,
ask for the My Pillow sheets set, mattress toppers, etc.
“Oh. You don’t carry them? That’s all I really came in here for......”
and walk out.
Great idea. Pile on a bunch of work for some poor slob working in retail. Don’t be a jerk