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Good Lord, Almighty! I wonder how Pete Buttigieg and George Takei feels about this?
1 posted on 08/06/2022 3:29:09 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
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safe and effective...


31 posted on 08/06/2022 3:58:43 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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Virtual sex? What?


32 posted on 08/06/2022 4:02:29 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (I do not recognize Biden’s authority. )
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Masturbation 6 feet apart?

What’s the point? This is something that may be done with NOBODY else present. Just exhibitionism. Might satisfy some egos, but the mind and spirit grow ever more warped.


33 posted on 08/06/2022 4:04:32 PM PDT by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Wow... I just knew that had to be a Babylon Bee headline... Sadly I was wrong.


36 posted on 08/06/2022 4:07:34 PM PDT by AzNASCARfan
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LOL, damn the BEE!!!

wait... wut???


37 posted on 08/06/2022 4:07:55 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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This is aimed at the male homosexual folks and is good advice but silly sounding and probably impossible to do.


40 posted on 08/06/2022 4:13:28 PM PDT by arthurus ( covfefe o)
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The government says to buff your clown at a safe distance.


42 posted on 08/06/2022 4:30:19 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Louis XVI of France and I share a common ancestor, but I still have my head.)
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OMG! This recommendation is only for homosexuals who HAVE monkeypox. I say homosexuals, because that ilk has 96% of monkeypox STD. Normal humans have the wherewithal to not have sex, when they’re communicable.


43 posted on 08/06/2022 4:31:22 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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Eeeeeew. Just go watch tv or read a book for a few weeks.


44 posted on 08/06/2022 4:37:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Nature, art, silence, simplicity, peace. And fungi.)
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You know the end is near when the left actually advocates abstinenece.


47 posted on 08/06/2022 4:47:49 PM PDT by unlearner ( Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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"Sex with Clothes on" Ah, memories! Will be just like being back in Junior High. I think we called that "Dry Humping" back in the day!
48 posted on 08/06/2022 5:00:40 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Macho MAGA Man; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; ...
Tallywhacker + Vagina =

Tallywhacker + Anus =

49 posted on 08/06/2022 5:06:55 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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That reminds me.:.
51 posted on 08/06/2022 5:18:39 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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And to think we’re all bring taxes at gunpoint to pay for this “brilliant” advice too …
Barf!!!


52 posted on 08/06/2022 5:26:25 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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“How to more safely be a sick pervert”


53 posted on 08/06/2022 5:36:50 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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Is this really the overreacting CDC from the covid peaks? My God they have gotten soft. Remember the covid nazis screaming for the gubbmint to make quarantine camps for anyone that tested positive on one of the phony pcr or chinese supplied tests?. Now it’s oh well, keep your distance and don’t touch each other (as if the rump rangers pay one bit of attention to non rump rangers)..


54 posted on 08/06/2022 5:45:12 PM PDT by redcatcherb412
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I recommend trinoacitol.


57 posted on 08/06/2022 6:40:05 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Unless they hear that advice straight from Ronald Reagan, they won’t believe it.


58 posted on 08/06/2022 6:46:23 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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We have this huge gummint agency with budgets in the billions and thousands of employees so we can get this?


60 posted on 08/06/2022 7:02:15 PM PDT by lasereye
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I will bet that the CDC offices are just covered with semen stains.


61 posted on 08/06/2022 7:08:34 PM PDT by Parmy
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