Former Californians Begin Grumbling In 105-Degree Texas Heat: 'It Would Be Better For Us To Go Back To Slavery Under Pharaoh Newsom!'

Babylon Bee ^ | 07/25/2022 | Babylon Bee

[Huskrrrr]

Way to go, Bee. Perfect!

[dfwgator]

"Adios, Mofo!"

[Huskrrrr]

No Mana from Heaven in Texas?

[nagant]

They escaped because were out of work, and descending into poverty. But now they want the things which caused those conditions.

[cweese]

LOL! What’s the context of that? IIRC, he also said this when Todd Willingham was euthanized.

[Menehune56]

We’re also hoping for an even larger exodus of libs who can’t tolerate living in a right to life state.

[from occupied ga]

In many the Democrat mindset is an incurable disease. No matter how bad the quality of life gets under Democrats they continue to vote Democrat - they may move to another state, but continue to vote Democrat thus befouling their new location

[Karl Spooner]

I always thought they must have read the bible!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

[dfwgator]

The camera kept rolling after an interview with a reporter and it caught Perry saying it to the reporter.

[Sacajaweau]

I got stung!!!

[dfwgator]

We tried to warn them, we told them they would have Texas. But they didn’t listen.

[rlmorel]

"The "So You Wanna Go Back To Cali?" segment documents the Californian refugees crying out for a return to slavery, with most remembering it fondly: "Would it not have been better for us to have died where at least we had meatless burgers, plenteous vaccines, and some beach access?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Those folks have real talent over there at the Bee!

[dfwgator]

[rlmorel]

LOL...reminds me of “Tim The Magician”.

“I TOLD them...”

[Tell It Right]

During their protests, they forced Rogan to make a lithium-plated statue of an aborted baby and shouted "This is the darwin who rescued you from the shackles of sea tides!"

This prompted Musk to cry out to God: "Oh, Lord. Why must I lead such a reckless people? They hate me even though I still want a carbon tax!"

ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!

[dfwgator]

have=hate

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Shortly thereafter, due to the reluctance of the Californians to wrest Austin from the Canaanites, the Lord condemned them to wander in the deserts of West Texas for 40 years.

[Palio di Siena]

I remember Edward G Robinson saying - of her own free will -
In the 10 commandments- still sounding like he was in a gangster movie.