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1 posted on 07/10/2022 1:02:57 PM PDT by DFG
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I’m surprised the officers had the gumption to file a felony charge of battery with a hot dog. Both the officer involved and the charged “Florida Man” will have a hard time living this down.


2 posted on 07/10/2022 1:08:31 PM PDT by jimtorr
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Time for common sense hot dog control.


3 posted on 07/10/2022 1:08:42 PM PDT by glorgau
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Felony charges for a hot dog?

(one website)

But burning cities?

No big deal.


6 posted on 07/10/2022 1:14:33 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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Stupidity all around. I hope the prosecutor has enough sense to offer a plea deal for a minor misdemeanor.


7 posted on 07/10/2022 1:14:34 PM PDT by WMarshal (Neocons and leftists are the same species of vicious rat.)
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10 posted on 07/10/2022 1:20:03 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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A thrown hot dog being a felony charge? Absolutely crazy.


11 posted on 07/10/2022 1:21:02 PM PDT by Trump20162020
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Officer Down, Office Down - Office hit with a wiener!
That is all.


14 posted on 07/10/2022 1:24:47 PM PDT by Jambe
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Good thing it wasn't a Twinkie:


15 posted on 07/10/2022 1:26:39 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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A hot dog is hardly lethal, what’s the wurst that could happen?


16 posted on 07/10/2022 1:29:57 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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The cops who arrested him on this excessive charge should be fired.


17 posted on 07/10/2022 1:37:20 PM PDT by jimwatx
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The author had as much fun writing this as we did reading it. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

My favorite:

ā€œThe police officers arrested Stoll and actually mustard up the courage to charge him with battery with a hotdog.ā€


18 posted on 07/10/2022 1:37:22 PM PDT by Allegra
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That was a real wiener move.


25 posted on 07/10/2022 1:50:48 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Ifn hed`a been sellin donuts he coulda stayed open all night.


26 posted on 07/10/2022 1:57:59 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (t)
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Just another non-wiener in the game of life…


27 posted on 07/10/2022 2:02:18 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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We have a wiener!


29 posted on 07/10/2022 2:34:02 PM PDT by null and void (If I had a buck for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive!)
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I note they doxxed the weenie waver. Full name, date of birth, home address...

OTOH, the cops’ names are blacked out.


30 posted on 07/10/2022 2:40:55 PM PDT by null and void (If I had a buck for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive!)
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I hear that's how Hillary suicided Khaddafi. "We came, we battered him with hot dogs, he died."


33 posted on 07/10/2022 4:40:00 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (The ā€œtime outā€ generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
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He’s a brat of the wurst kind.


35 posted on 07/10/2022 6:02:34 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,466,475 active users on Truth Social)
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Battery? Was it a corndog?


36 posted on 07/10/2022 6:05:41 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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It was the Hotdog Police


37 posted on 07/10/2022 6:18:05 PM PDT by Bayard
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