Florida man arrested for battering a police officer with a hot dog.

Not the Bee ^ | 07/10/2022 | Mister Retrops

[Allegra]

The cops who arrested him on this excessive charge should be fired.

Or at least grilled.

I’ll show myself out.

[seowulf]

Instead of arresting the hotdog guy, the cop should have just knocked him on his buns.

[jimwatx]

LOL

[SaveFerris]

(A hot dog is hardly lethal, what’s the wurst that could happen?)

Baloney. Don’t be a braut. 🌭

Sausage it had been a footlong?

Still, the cops should chili and not be weenies. They should have just grilled him and let him go.

Is this from The Onion 🧅?

Writer hit it out of the Ball Park.

He should win an Oscar Meyer!

[DannyTN]

That was a real wiener move.

[bunkerhill7]

Ifn hed`a been sellin donuts he coulda stayed open all night.

[Vendome]

Just another non-wiener in the game of life…

[Deaf Smith]

Cops should have more chili over the incident.

[null and void]

We have a wiener!

[null and void]

I note they doxxed the weenie waver. Full name, date of birth, home address...

OTOH, the cops’ names are blacked out.

[LeoTDB69]

mustard up the courage to charge him with battery with a hotdog.
That guy is going to relish his time in jail.
Sounds like he’s gotten himself into a pickle.

No worries, he will have plenty of time to slaw down ketchup on things.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

11. However, abusing your hot dog in public is an expensive misdemeanor even if you leave out the mustard.

Or as Peter Buttigieg would say,”Is that a hotdog in your hand or do you just love me”?

[Albion Wilde]

I hear that's how Hillary suicided Khaddafi. "We came, we battered him with hot dogs, he died."

[D Rider]

Assault hot dogs should be registered.

[SamAdams76]

He’s a brat of the wurst kind.

[gundog]

Battery? Was it a corndog?

[Bayard]

It was the Hotdog Police

[Deplorable American1776]

LOL .. That was the wurst article...

[SamAdams76]

Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog (Texas BBQ Version)

[left that other site]

I never sausage foolishness!