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Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/22/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/24/2022 4:24:09 PM PDT by DFG

U.S.—Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from “women.” Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.

“Women today have less freedom than their mothers!” Nancy Pelosi took the stand today to defend “women’s rights to make their own reproductive decisions.” Onlookers found themselves befuddled by the rhetoric about the “women’s right to choose,” since Pelosi should have no way of knowing what a woman is since she is not a biologist.

Trans activists have come out in opposition to this timely recollection of what a “woman” is, decrying Pelosi’s “exclusionary and transphobic language.” One activist, Jesse Wolfshine, explained that “inclusion of trans people starts with the erasure of women.”

Eyewitnesses confirm that Mx. Wolfshine backpedaled and looked flushed when she realized she had used the word “woman,” walking back her statement: “Only after women are gone can we progress – I mean, uterused people, since that's a woman part! I mean, that's a birthing person's part!"

Eyewitnesses confirm that Mx. Wolfshine still looks flustered while trying to erase women without using transphobic language, but still accidentally says “woman” every two or three elaborate euphemisms for “women.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bidenvoters; birthingperson; dobbsruling; pelosi; roe; whatisawoman; wolfshine; woman
"What is a woman?"
1 posted on 06/24/2022 4:24:09 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

That new justice hasn’t a clue 🤪


2 posted on 06/24/2022 4:25:34 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it g)
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To: DFG

Pregnant men hit the hardest. Stuff that in your pipe ‘RATs!


3 posted on 06/24/2022 4:26:26 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

Lol! Love the Bee.


4 posted on 06/24/2022 4:26:44 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
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To: DFG

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If you can’t define it at a basic level (or any level), one shouldn’t cite it as reason for urgent movement and action.

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5 posted on 06/24/2022 4:28:10 PM PDT by AnthonySoprano (Lindsey Graham: How can anyone be Mad at Joe Biden)
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To: DFG

Are they suddenly biologists?


6 posted on 06/24/2022 4:28:30 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: DFG

XX=Woman, XY=Man.


7 posted on 06/24/2022 4:29:46 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
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To: DFG

yep, they all know what a women is now. Wonder how that smug Jackson commie would answer that question today.


8 posted on 06/24/2022 4:29:59 PM PDT by Jonny7797
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To: DFG

Walt Disney promised lifetime passes to any bioloical male who could get pregnant and have a natural birth not a c section. No takers...yet. Lol


9 posted on 06/24/2022 4:30:02 PM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: DFG

What a hoot...Insanity does comedy.


10 posted on 06/24/2022 4:30:26 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: DFG
Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means

Gov. Wolf in Pennsylvania today used the term "pregnant people."

11 posted on 06/24/2022 4:37:09 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: DFG

Can’t be a birthing or aborting person since men can be lesbians....


12 posted on 06/24/2022 4:40:31 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DFG

13 posted on 06/24/2022 4:40:39 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: DFG

“I’m sorry this has all been so confusing!”


14 posted on 06/24/2022 4:41:38 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: DFG

guess the whole “breeder” thing is situational...


15 posted on 06/24/2022 5:00:50 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

“As of today, wimmen have fewer rights than their birthing person.”


16 posted on 06/24/2022 5:02:18 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: DFG
“Women today have less freedom than their mothers!”

Mothers? What is a mother? They keep using such peculiar words; they shouldn't introduce foreign terms in a public discourse.
Having grown up in Newark, I've only heard this word-mother-in connection with another term that begins with the letter...

17 posted on 06/24/2022 5:31:10 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: MtnClimber

🤣🤣🤣


18 posted on 06/24/2022 5:46:28 PM PDT by bantam
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To: DFG

A birth person.


19 posted on 06/25/2022 4:56:31 AM PDT by Brilliant
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