Posted on 06/09/2022 10:39:22 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation is abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To top off the excitement of the House select committee's investigation, producers of the star-studded extravaganza have announced that Miley Cyrus will be the featured performer during the hearing's halftime show.
Other performers during the bedazzling spectacle will include Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato, and the ghost of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"If you thought the Depp-Heard trial was exciting, wait until you get a load of this baby," said James Goldston, a former ABC News executive hired by the Democrat-led committee to really "wow" the American people with a multimedia presentation aimed at objectively and judiciously seeking the truth of what really happened that fateful day.
Republican lawmakers have pounced on the House select committee, accusing them of putting on a politicized, narrative-driven stunt rather than seeking truth. In response, GOP lawmakers have sworn to make their own January 6 Committee with cool, Republican members, lots of American flags, and a concert on Mt. Rushmore featuring Toby Keith and Morgan Wallen.
The January 6 Committee said the opening ceremony of the hearing will include previously-unseen video footage of the Capitol riots, followed by a ritual burning of Trump in effigy.
I got it this time‼️
I guessed Babylon Bee, and sure nuff‼️
Bahahahahaha…but they need a poc also like cardi b, Beyoncé, and aspiring black rappers…
She will sing and reperform the videoa for Wrecking Ball and We Can’t Stop.
I look forward to Milly asking Nancy’s permission to dance on hearing room tables nekkid, as is her wont.
And that the Committee will kick off the proceeding with a newly worded rendition of the age-ole anthem Lauriger Horatius, now re-named Beria, My Beria!
Have I been misinformed?
Never switch from the Bee to the headlines without a moment of adjustment! Or the other way either.
Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and maybe even Cardi B. (made some statement against Biden) are on our side.
This leaves them with Snoop Dog, Beyonce, Cher, Lady Gaga, and Jay Zee.
Who is going to tell Barbara Streisand?
“You do realize this is Babylon Bee, right?”
Yes I do. But notice the way I wrote it. Anyone that would write this knowing there are people out there finding any of this entertaining is a travesty of justice and an embarrassment to this country. It was written by a fool and no one has said it is inappropriate.
The committee is overwhelmingly liberal as the only two republicans are also left wing Liz Chaney and Adam Kinzinger. And after 5/16/22 Kinzinger voted party 6 times in 47 bills. And we know about lying Liz.
I don’t find this type of American actions by voted congress people representing this country responsible or honest. And for them to allow this type of action creating the dog and pony show to be mocked and not say anything against this type of media destructive actions is embarrassing. And I hold both parties responsible but especially the committee as they are supposed to handle this action in a discreet and adult way. They aren’t even close.
wy69
Benny Hill would call it a transvestite of justice.
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