Because everyone commits suicide 30 miles from home with an extension cord hanging and a shotgun blast to the chest.
At least he didn’t suicide by shooting himself in the back with a shotgun.
I must be odd - the weirdest part was the use of an extension cord to commit suicide. I can see using an extension cord as a quick thing to grab to restrain somebody - but even that would be odd for a planned murder.
I wonder if the shotgun was discovered all bloody and on the ground?
Probably not - taken by a passerby no doubt.
“Because everyone commits suicide 30 miles from home with an extension cord hanging and a shotgun blast to the chest.”
...on an 1,100 acre ranch affiliated with Bill Clinton.
p.s. A woman was recently found dead with a similar extension cord around her neck, who was also affiliated with Bill Clinton.
...will have to search for THAT article to post...
If anyone ever came out with a dor-to-dot cartoon coloring book about the Clintons, all the pictures, after connecting the dots, would look like crime scene pavement chalk outlines.