[Macho MAGA Man]

You can't tell me that from releasing this statement, the Uvalde police department didn't think this would upset people? This is on par with the Biden administration's 'rub it in your face' agenda.

[Macho MAGA Man]

Should have said “rub it in your face” policy.

[pax_et_bonum]

Someone is purposely sowing hatred for police.

[FamiliarFace]

Tone deaf.

[Vaquero]

These cowards keep rubbing our face into it.

[Qiviut]

SO very sorry 19 little kids were massacred along with 2 teachers who lost their lives trying to shield the kids with their own bodies BUT we’re all OK - nobody killed or even hurt badly. Isn’t that great??? Happy Dance in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

Tone deaf in the extreme. They will regret this statement.

[antidemoncrat]

Seems like the only way they could have been injured is if they tripped and fell while running for cover.

[Lazamataz]

In sign language, this is what I read:

[Night Hides Not]

I was sure this was from the Bee. Uvalde needs a complete overhaul.

[roving]

The police would like to thank the children who gave up their lives, so the cops could go home to their families because blue lives matter more than yours.

How these cops could ever show their face in public again is amazing.

[fhayek]

Probably didn’t get their hands dirty either. Thank God!

[backwoods-engineer]

“Officer Safety” always goes home safely, even if kids’ brains are splattered all over classrooms by FBI-groomed Demonrat mass murderers. But keep voting, NPCs!

[Dogbert41]

The important think is that they all returned safe and sound at the end of their watch. And it’s important for us to know that nobody is talking about gun control of the police.

[plain talk]

"Uvalde Police Department Releases Statement:

Thankful “Officers Did Not Sustain Any Life Threatening Injuries”"

[dirtboy]

They obviously haven’t learned the first rule of holes.

[Leaning Right]

The title almost sounds like it could be poor satire from the Babylon Bee.

I dunno. Maybe it’s time to go back to our militia roots. When a community problem of this magnitude appears, call out the local militia and let them handle it.

Leave the cops in the background to bother civilians, pose for pictures in their tactical gear, and stuff like that.

[Travis McGee]

[goodnesswins]

I swear...the Uvalde PD was probably waiting for “go” signal from the Perverts administration...

[NeverTyranny]

What has this world come to? What the heck kind of statement is that? There IS something in the water. There can be no other explanation.

[Born in 1950]

[Kartographer]

The Uvalde Police Department is thankful that no officer’s children were killed or injured and that Officers were able to safely remove all their children then scene.