Posted on 05/28/2022 5:13:36 PM PDT by blam
Can’t they use spurs or whips to make the chickens lay eggs faster?
I can live without them.
If I were on a nut-job conspiracy ping list I’d say evil forces are trying to starve people into submission via economic oppression.
But that, of course, is ridiculous.
We all know it’s caused by Global Warming.
Now...
Will that be right hand?
Or forehead?
(the 7 year peace deal comes first)
I’m down to one a day. When there’s hollandaise mix(knorrs) in the house I make sure there’s spinach/ham + English muffins. It takes 2 eggs. Worth it. The packet can spread over 4 poached eggs. Don’t forget the Paprika.
Which gave rise to multi-national corporate farms and schmucks like Bill Gates and China buying up our farmland.
One positive thing about COVID is that it has shown Americans that we need to go back to basics and get the federal government completely out of the equation of growing food.
Just let people grow whatever the F they want in their own backyards or private farms and create their own co-ops or at the county level so food will be readily available. That's how the Pilgrims did it, they inadvertently invented capitalism and everyone benefitted from it.
Putin has our eggs 🥚
I guess we better buy some chickens .. don’t want to be without eggs
If the chickens shave their coffee ☕ breaks the bean counters say output will increase by 0.01 percent.
Masks 😷😷😷 help too.
-PJ
Does the Zubu clan ever publish anything positive, or is chicken little their head rooster?
BIL has all the eggs I would want.
We have a neighbor that has too many chickens.
They keep us well supplied. We have not bought eggs from a store in a long time.
“Putin has our eggs”
Yep, the Neocons will call it the “Putin Egg Shortage”.
I eat two, 10 minute boiled eggs every day with two pieces of Ezekiel toast and a glass of organic tomato juice.
It’s an open debate whether coffee breaks increase or decrease my production.
Zubu Brothers just collects the news, I decide which article from there to post to FR.
I post articles that people show the most interest and get the most comments on. Inflation and shortages have been popular subjects lately.
Here's a popular one I posted today: High Inflation May Already Be Behind Us
If you find it offensive, just don't click on the article.
It's a shame that I have to tell you the solution.
Please stop whining
We’re being hit by something every day. Nothing to see. Move along.
We grew up on turkey eggs. Those could fill in the gaps if someone were enterprising enough.
whining? When is a question of fact whining? Post a positive article from the brothers sometimes.
We’ve got four hens, plenty of eggs - and the bonus of manure for our gardens.
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