Yeah you're right... But she's still crazy hot
Posted on 05/18/2022 2:44:26 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In its first big win since the inauguration in 2021, the Biden Administration announced that the Disinformation Governance Board has narrowly outlasted failed subscription program CNN+.
Citing the first bit of positive news for the White House, Disinformation Board head Nina Jankowicz announced her resignation, saying she was excited to continue fighting disinformation on TikTok by singing more lovely showtunes.
"Lasting three weeks despite receiving billions of threatening memes from Russia-backed Jack Posobiec and his followers has only galvanized my resolve to fight disinformation," sang Jankowicz to the tune of South Pacific's "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair."
The White House released a statement thanking Jankowicz for all of her hard work defeating disinformation and wished her well in future endeavors that would surely be far, far away from any future government position. They added that the Disinformation Board was all her idea and never theirs and they actually had doubts about the whole idea in the first place but never wrote them down so you'll just have to trust them on that.
CNN's Chris Wallace could not be reached for comment as he was busy with his new gig as a cultural correspondent for a local community college television station.
That’s not satire...That’s the TRUTH!
I know i think i just heard it that the Disinformation Board has been dismantled LOL
The Bee stole this from Glen Beck.. or vice versa...
Technically, as an official agency, perhaps.
But you know as well as I do that its activities will continue, underground and out of sight.
Priceless!!!
the be does it again!!!
The Bee strikes again. I say give them both a nonparticipation trophy.
I thought CNN+ lasted 30 days, and the Ministry of Truth only lasted 21.
So basically they’re saying The Ministry of Truth couldn’t handle the truth.
*grin*
“But you know as well as I do that its activities will continue, underground and out of sight.”
Absolutely! These termites never give up! They need to be constantly exposed and fumigated.
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