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Lions, Tigers and Kangaroos – The Pentagon Woke Zoo
US Defense Watch ^ | May 3, 2022 | Ray Starmann

Posted on 05/03/2022 2:21:10 PM PDT by pboyington

By Ray Starmann

Lions, Tigers and Kangaroos…Long haired Jody and a commie too…

US Navy SEAL cadence

Across the world our enemies are emboldened. Ukrainian cities are a smoldering ruin, while that nation’s army puts up a heroic fight worthy of ‘The Few’ in 1940. The Chinese fly aircraft over Taiwan every day in a 24/7 non-stop air show, while fortifying artificial islands in the South China Sea. The Iranians are wringing their hands with glee as a naïve left-wing US administration uses the Russians to negotiate another horrendous nuclear deal; an agreement that will hand the madmen of the Middle East an A bomb and another delivery of billions of Swiss Francs to fund terrorism. In North Korea, the human bowling pin, aka Rocket Man, knowing Trump’s promises of South Beach babes and condos is dust in the wind is back to doing what he does best, launching high powered Estes rockets into the ocean.

Our enemies are murdering, burning, looting, raping, and pillaging, while plotting their next move against a country they deem, ‘the Great Satan’, ‘the American bastards’, a country with a military that is a shadow of its former great self, a military literally residing in the fantasy world of the Pentagon Woke Zoo.

The world looks for strength and decisive leadership from the USA now and only finds a doddering old fool battling the dark forces of Corn Pop while fantasizing about his non-existent days as a trucker, a VP with a five year old’s grasp of history and national security policy, whose speeches are written by Dr. Seuss, a Speaker of the House drunk on ego and insider trading, a Secretary of Defense whose bombastic tirades mask a complete capacity for total incompetence, a Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who channels Rocky and Bullwinkle for national security advice.

In America, a nation longs for the most interesting man in the world as President and only finds Tim Conway’s ‘world’s oldest man’ at the helm.

In the Pentagon Woke Zoo, the US military is living in a virtual fantasy land; where diversity is readiness, where socialism is cool, where your commander Bob is pregnant, where women can pass BUDs, where breast milk is deployable, where woke policies are sucked down by perfumed princes and princesses like stale water from a lister bag at Benning, where our nation’s military leaders actually believe our armed forces are as formidable as the goliath legions the USA fielded in the late 80’s and early 90’s, where any dissent is squashed like a freedom protest at a Soviet May Day Parade in Moscow.

Over 20 years ago, the late Colonel David Hackworth, in his weekly, syndicated column, ‘Defending America’ wrote about the US military’s slow descent into the politically correct maelstrom. As a highly decorated combat veteran, he knew that we were gradually setting the stage for a number one ass kicking from the bad guys across the world. If Hack was alive today, he would probably be suffering from a severe case of IBS as he watched the final destruction of the US military at hand.

Since 2015, US Defense Watch has detailed this degradation in detail from Army ROTC cadets parading around college campuses in red high heels to babies born on US Navy ships of war to soldiers being forced to do physical training in pregnancy simulators.

Here are some recent developments in the Woke Zoo:

According to the website, Task and Purpose, 100 women have now graduated from Camp Wokeness, aka Ranger School, aka Colonel Darby’s School for Sorority Girls.

Anyone who attended Ranger School pre- PC days, knows this is a total crock of dehydrated pork patties to be washed down with lemon lime powder. US Defense Watch and the US Congress is still waiting for the US Army to turn over the green cards, aka report cards for the first female grads back in 2015. Obviously, the school has been watered down to the proper diversity levels where women can now pass what used to be one of the biggest ball busters in military history.

To quote my old boss, a Ranger School grad back in the badass 1980’s, “I don’t know what kind of Ranger School those women are graduating from, but it ain’t the one I went to.”

No, it isn’t. We know it and our enemies know it.

Why are the women so plump when they graduate?

Everybody will qualify!

A recent headline is a bright shining indicator of where the Pentagon Woke Zoo’s focus resides: “DoD to reimburse breast milk shipping costs during official travel.” The Department of Defense recently confirmed that the JTR will now allow nursing service members and civilian employees to be reimbursed for the shipment of breast milk when on official travel.

Forget about the worldwide threats we face each day, the important thing is that nursing soldiers, sailors, air people and Marines can travel with their breast milk and get reimbursed.

I wonder if Gunny Haney was getting reimbursed for his breast milk on Pelelieu and Okinawa.

How about the guys fighting at the gates of Hue in 1968. Hey, Bob, the great thing about the Marines is you can travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them and get reimbursed for your breast milk!

Hoo ahh!

Last year the Pentagon Woke Zoo issued a new directive allowing women to wear pony tails while in uniform.

A year later and pictures of women in uniform with all sorts of braids and pony tails, some down to their butts are everywhere on the Internet.

Why even have uniform regulations anymore? How about just come as you are? It’s a Gen Z military – sandals, beards, free flowing robes, pony tails down to your ass, it’s the age of Aquarius in the Pentagon Zoo. Come on man! Get with the program! Corn Pop and the Oakland Commie are in charge.

Apparently, the Army has announced a new MOS, 19 Braid for combat hair stylist.

On Instagram last week, there were several pictures of two women at BUDs training. Obviously, the SEALs will no longer be the SEALs, but the Girl Scouts with fins. One of the women in the picture has a long pony tail.

Think about this lunacy - - women at BUDs, women with pony tails at BUDs.

Demo Dick Marcinko where the hell are you man?

Thankfully, the insanity being pumped out from the Pentagon Woke Zoo hasn’t gone un-noticed by members of Congress. Last month, Congressman Matt Gaetz obliterated Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin in a rough and tumble exchange.

Gaetz demanded an answer on why the Pentagon’s National Defense University, which is funded by U.S. taxpayers, hosted a lecture in February on why socialism was the answer to combatting China.

Most importantly, Gaetz also pointed out how the U.S. was also behind China and Russia on the development of hypersonic missiles. Austin asked him how he made that assessment.

Gaetz retorted, “I make that assessment because Russia actually used one. By the way, your own people brief us that we are behind and that China is winning. Are you aware of the briefings we get on hypersonics?”

“While everyone else in the world seems to be developing capabilities and being more strategic, we got time to embrace critical race theory at West Point, to embrace socialism at the National Defense University, to do mandatory pronoun training,” he said.

That is so disgraceful that you would sit here and conflate your failures with the failures of the uniformed service members. You guys said that — that Russia would overrun Ukraine in 36 days. You said that the Taliban would be kept at bay for months. You totally blew those calls. And maybe we would be better at them if the National Defense University actually worked a little more on strategy and a little less on wokeism.

Any inference that the Pentagon is woke is met with a Lord Vader type response from Austin, “How dare you call the US military woke, you rebel scum.”

The same attitude and responses are often seen in General Milley who beats his chest like a caveman and flashes his SF tab, then retreats back to his E Ring office where he issues a directive about pregnant men in commands.

It’s more than obvious that no one in the Pentagon wants to or can answer one simple question -  how does any of this woke insanity increase or maintain the US military’s operational tempo?

Who is going to stop this woke train before it derails in a war against China or any of our assorted enemies across the globe?

It won’t be the American public which is largely clueless about the military. It won’t be the military itself. It won’t be Congress.

The enemy will stop it: a Chicom missile into a carrier, a Russian drone into one of our tanks, a North Korean bullet into Suzie Ranger’s brain, an Iranian truck bomb into an embassy will stop it.

When our dead our brought back in flag draped Glad Bags, maybe the American public will realize they’ve been lied to for 25 years by the Pentagon and the DC establishment, which has taken one of the finest militaries to ever walk the earth and turned it into a smoldering dumpster fire.


TOPICS: History; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: feminism; military; pentagon; wokeism

1 posted on 05/03/2022 2:21:10 PM PDT by pboyington
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To: pboyington

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2 posted on 05/03/2022 2:24:15 PM PDT by sauropod ("We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they are elected. Don’t you?" Why? "It saves time.”)
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To: pboyington

Mark Twain said, “Wars are God’s way of teaching geography to Americans.” We went from strong at the end of WWI to actually punishing companies with additional taxes if they maintained the war material making equipment they wanted to put in storage. Because, if we didn’t have the ability to make war we wouldn’t. And that is the philosophy of practically every liberal I’ve ever met. We should, for example, do away with all of our nuclear weapons and then the rest of the world would too. Afterall, they only have them to counter the fact we have them. (I’ve heard versions of this article several times. I try never to speak to people like that again as stupidity may be contagious.)

The only reason Ukraine is in this war is because America suddenly looked so weak that Russia felt it not only could strike, but that we’d do nothing...Germany’s addiction to Russian energy would force NATO apart and we were all weak and corrupt. (Can’t really argue that last part.)

War...any war...all wars, are a failure of deterrence. The president forgetting where he was and repeating “let’s go Brandon” created such a failure of deterrence that it boggles the mind.


3 posted on 05/03/2022 3:08:42 PM PDT by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud. Sorry.)
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